01-01-2012, 06:33 PM
an arrow to
Justin biebers face.....
01-01-2012, 06:37 PM
Justin biebers face.....
and she (beiber) said
01-02-2012, 12:22 AM
baby, baby, baby
I'm ashamed that you know that!!
Why'd you poke
01-02-2012, 12:26 AM
Dennis Rodman in
I'm ashamed that you know that!!
So am I, so am I...I just can't help the stupid pop culture crap that sticks in my head.:(
01-02-2012, 02:46 PM
It's The Shockmaster!
01-04-2012, 09:31 PM
Got mad at
Just saying this game has made me laugh so much.
03-01-2012, 12:56 AM
on Ed Leslie's
ooc: I wanted to add that I was going to put this whole thread in a word doc to see how it read when put together. However, it took way to long to do so.
03-06-2012, 01:32 AM
Okay here it all is in one post, I have to thank ThatChizzle for copying this whole thread. I tried to make it as readable as possible but I really is impossible to do that.:D Without further adieu:
There once was a really big Ice Cream Cone dripping and sticky what a mess! Jeremia was a dumbass who couldn't spell his own name, so he started to throw **** at monkeys but they ducked and they started to throw some of there own at jeremiah. This infuriated the zookeeper who killed himself but not before the mokeys threw the ice cream at the elephant which it ducked and it hit Dwight Mighton in his Mighton butt then he freaked and stormed after a little leprechaun.
Where's me Gold? The Leprechaun said to Dwight Mighton who ran away so far away Couldn't get away. Then he saw a fellow GDS'er called Mighty TCP.
TCP turned Mighton into a flamingo and he laughed until karma hit him in the face. He transformed into a wrestler called Mikey Whipwreck teaming with Tajiri together they conquered World Wrestling Entertainment. Until Paul Levesque and Baby Levesque decided to bury Vince and Shane in central park with help from JD from Scrubs who is eating shrimp toast and a babies finger noticing a large pole on the floor, David Hasslehoff (aka the Legend) took to whacking himself off with The Geo's hand who kindly obliged once Haselhoff had been spotted by a passing mormon who looked like a naked panix which smelt cheesy and particularly pungent as he lunged another one out.
Then he reached for his trustworthy Yellow Rubber Duck he took aim and fired. However, his aim was a little off he tried again but no dice Back in Minnesota without Randy Moss he cried like Reverend Al Sharpton because his daddy wouldn;t buy him Total Extreme Warfare for Christmas.
This proved to be the last straw so the enraged man grabbed his piece and hurled it out of the world. He just couldn't get his pants buttoned because he is unable to use his arms, so he had to wear a dress. He felt pretty fly for a white guy, so he saw Vito running down the yellow brick road to see the new underwear range in which he envisioned himself wearing a crotchless pair.
Nooooooo! cried Vince those were mine give them back I'll need them for my visit to the stripper. Vince tried to blow his entire payroll to get laid with Trish but she only had eyes for the under 60s New York Giants who weren't really all that interested because their intrest was reserved for The Fabulous Moolah that old skank had them by the foot balls some call pigskin over yonder pond wings flapping diligantly against the wind so.
Anyways, meanwhile back at the Iron Maiden concert Bruce was rockin' along with Batman rippin' out trooper when suddenly, Viscera came out for the troopers birthday lookin' like Edward The Great. However, there's no comparison so Viscera wept because Edward's better. Behind Vicera was Mr. Gene Simmons who asked, "Rock music is still cooler than wrestling."
Naked in a vat of beans Viscera turned to eat them all but fell over dying with laughter as he crapped his funky pajamas with such force the earth shook over his massive bowl of cornflakes dripping with milk from his own widely gaping orifice. I hate you yes it is Sensing a rivival not a revival he decided speling iz four loserz and decided to take up knitting instead of bathing so he smells just like a Mick Foley sock which is not nice to put your nose near unless your in a psychiatric ward or Worcester.
Sometimes Panix is cheeky when he's provoked by a giant named andre. Shcokingly The Shockmaster appeared! And fell comically on his arse which in turn he stretched out and yawned loudly. Oh so loudly which caused an earthquake in Japan so large it toppled Viscera over right onto poor Tony Blair who cried for awhile.
But England rejoiced Meanwhile, back in the yorkshire dales Queen Panix and TCP were dancing underneath the docks to a melodic yet inspirational song Dragonstea din Tei but without warning The music stopped! And there stood the ghostly apparition and he shivered like a quivering little girly man screaming very loudly for them to cook some dinner on the grill but without any southern fried chicken.
Instead they cooked black pigs pudding and roast potato's man i'm hungry exclaimed a passing by hungry Undertaker who clearly hadn't eaten breakfast yet. So he decided a bacon sandwich would do fine alas it wasn't enough for the ol' chap, so had another.
Meanwhile deep in the jungle, mighty jungle The Lion sleeps with yo momma so Daddy killed the sheriff but not the deputy even Barney Fife was *Boogle'd* Now Big Boss Man is back to Tell everyone he is wrestling as captian insano plus Bobby Bouche's momma called Waterboy so Vicki Valencourt will beat Captian Insano for the ECW World Heavyweight Title only to lose to The Zombie!
Oh no, but there's a twist lemon or orange? Or possibly both? Neither for me why it tastes like something from a horror movie gruesome and violent much like Halloween with Mike Myers not Austin Powers or Dr Evil. However, Beyonce Knowles shakes dat bootay with Terrekk Owens "who?" Undertaker said you know, that wasn't so bad! Replied the squirrell T.O. overdosed so, RVD wanted some but got arrested with Sabu when a flying monkey known as Sharkboy, was with Norman Smilaaaaaaayyyyyyyy doing his wiggle for the ladies at ringside or the men that arent straight out of Compton.
Then Adam Sandler rode a horse named Mr. Ed with Chuck Norris on a huge mustache shaped foot which looks like a smaller Chuck Norris and Yelled Flying Roundhouse Kick across the face of Steven Segal lame, old ponytail and block face.
So in the beginning of the end of the world as we hurtle through space discovering quantum paradox thanks to Einstein and his cousin 'crazy' Derek Edwards who not only was crazy, he also was very kind to the elderly but to traffic wardens he didn't listen to because they're evil doers, so they do evil things that involve evil, very very evil but yet good, in a way, inlike TAKA Michinoku and Orient Express runs between Paris Hilton's body like rotten toffee apples that vomit onto hungry killer tomatoes that have black spots all over and Pink dots in a place thats so private not even your grandmother would understand.
However, DX understands they got two Worlds For You!! Eat Cheerio's!! Is a part of a balance diet on a daily train journey to beautiful Neverland Ranch Arch! Michael Jackson!! said Macully Culkin but there's popcorn and love juice and candy for the chimp, Bubbles watched as Michael did the Moonwalk on his SUV. Then the crowd, said NOT GUILTY but they lied and smiled as Jacko continues dancing on his SUV to neverland rance as McCauly Culkin looks really confused. So Randy Orton delivered an RKO to Tito Jackson who was unphased by Michael's nose, that he started doing the moonwalk.
This frightened several midget's who were watching from behind and old refridgerator they were so freaking turned on that they forgot midget's can't moonwalk! This made them smile, and they waved their tiny hands in the air, like they had just seen Popeye shaving a Monkey's butt, so fast, that popeye's ginormous and hairy friend Wendy, asked how did you resurrect this thread?
"That;s simple" replied the dopey eyed git called Panix "I decided that undertaker sucks balls" "Chocolate salty balls unlike Panix, who watches Mick Foley batter the phenom! With compliments so he feels like Chokeslammin' Someone else off the Cell onto a truck full of beans which happens to help with my escape and not cheat Eric Mangini's fan what the hell is this crap.
You're telling me nothing but the rent is going down because sealions have absolutely no intentions to do your mom in Hogan knows best! Some say that the glass is needing a beer to replenish the fat chick so she can juggle my gentitals in a locked chamber and chop off TNA's show from all things entertaining and Scott Hall and all schedules trying to kill anything fun because It's a Trap!
So Venis and Ryan Shamrock went to go pee Good Lord Afroman! Not together, man!!! Yeah, but still it's kinda gross "You're tellin' me?!"
Who else would DARE to say No one, but Sarah Jessica Parker AKA Foot Face AKA Horse Face sat down in the sand while the tide rose and splashed on a picnic lunch. Then BOO BOO Stole Yogi's hat and ran towards a bear trap unbeknowest to him or Ranger Smith he sat in his new limo eating popcorn chicken damnnnnnnnnnnnn, KFC's good!
But then suddenly a New Year began and he went to find a nice tutrleneck which he put on his turtle which is named Mr. T. Urtle. He likes to burn his tweeter while taking a a nap on a porcupine back, which has a very interesting perspective on pro wrestling he likes mexican panacreatic fluid squirting purple hand cream that smelled like a giant redwood rolling down the path to his very furry demise!
Lady Gaga took an arrow to Justin biebers face and she (beiber) said baby, baby, baby why'd you poke Dennis Rodman in the observatory with a long plastic dinosaur full of Big Smack Scotts oh My God! It's The Shockmaster!
The thinking man's Paris Hilton, he made a video about the ghost of Stalin's pet goldfish named Hydra whom hated water and insted liked sunbathing in the pig pin, but he forgot to pic his nose with a silver meat cleaver. Just after he had some goldfish crackers on the toilet the raging walrus got mad at some midgets who dressed as RuPaul baked special brownies and they said rock on dude!
Life's too short when Mick Jagger sprays your little fake tan with Edible orange paint on Ed Leslie's fabulous sex yacht where Oprah and her insane followers slaughter mimes. You
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