sprinklefurball
06-16-2008, 04:15 PM
January 1, 2007
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I have an announcement to make to the WWE fans, the stockholders of WWFE, and the entire wrestling world, I would like to thank you for your support, and am proud that I have effectively killed off every lasting promotion in the wrestling world, however I am saddened to say that the WWE product has been lacking due to the lack of competition and therefore, I am effectively as of this moment liquidating the remanants of the WWE and am officially announcing that I am giving 1,900,000,000 dollars into new more creative wrestling ventures... I am giving out 50 million dollars to the best 38 promoters to come to me with an idea for a promotion. The rules: everyone has to have a women's division and high T & A levels, because I like my women. Every promotion gets a weekly event. And all of the promotions are based in the continental United States and Puerto Rico. Good luck to all!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4f/Mrmcmahon092407.jpg/200px-Mrmcmahon092407.jpg
I have an announcement to make to the WWE fans, the stockholders of WWFE, and the entire wrestling world, I would like to thank you for your support, and am proud that I have effectively killed off every lasting promotion in the wrestling world, however I am saddened to say that the WWE product has been lacking due to the lack of competition and therefore, I am effectively as of this moment liquidating the remanants of the WWE and am officially announcing that I am giving 1,900,000,000 dollars into new more creative wrestling ventures... I am giving out 50 million dollars to the best 38 promoters to come to me with an idea for a promotion. The rules: everyone has to have a women's division and high T & A levels, because I like my women. Every promotion gets a weekly event. And all of the promotions are based in the continental United States and Puerto Rico. Good luck to all!