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Mr_Tricky
04-03-2009, 10:12 AM
What are the craziest fights you have had so far?

I matched Sammy Gaffigan and Azor Portela Nunes, Gaffigan drops Nunes two times in the first round with head kicks but Nunes survives, Gaffigan takes it 10-8, in the second round Gaffigan lands two head kicks that put Nunes on wobbly legs, with a minute left in the round Nunes lands a head kick out of nowhere and drops Gaffigan, Gaffigan is saved by the bell and Nunes takes the round 10-8, the third round is uneventful and Blurcat gives it 10-9 to Giffigan

The judges score the bout a draw twice and one 10-9 to Gaffigan, the fight ends in a Majority Draw

Another good one I had was Davi Carlos Ramos vs Cong Dun, Ramos gets the clinch in the first round and abuses Dun with knees for the entire round, every line was to tell me Ramos was landing a knee or Dun was bleeding all over, Ramos takes it 10-7, Ramos is gassed and Dun wins the next two rounds 10-9 each

The judges score the fight for Ramos for being so dominant in the first round

I should have saved these, I didn't think about it at the time.

Comradebot
04-03-2009, 11:07 AM
>Next up is a match in which 'Papa Bear' Solomon Austin fights Henrik 'Ice' Berg in the CWC Heavyweight division.
>And here we go!
>Berg comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Austin.
>Berg can't get close enough to grapple, Austin makes sure to keep out of range.
>Austin stings Berg with a series of quick punches.
>Berg comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Austin.
>Berg can't get near enough to engage, Austin uses strikes to keep him out of range.
>Solomon Austin is looking really tired.
>Berg avoids a flurry of punches and hits a clean punch.
>Austin counters a wayward jab with a straight punch.
>Austin catches Berg with a barrage of big punches!
>Berg takes a jab.
>Berg comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Austin.
>Austin fires off a strike first, but it the impact is taken by the gloves of Berg.
>Berg looks to be trying to close the distance between them.
>Berg cannot get close enough to the elusive Austin to grapple.
>From the looks of things, I don't think Solomon Austin has much energy left.
>Backing out of range, Berg circles tentatively.
>Not letting Berg settle at all, Austin comes in closer.
>We are now at the halfway point of the round.
>Berg counters a wayward jab with a straight punch.
>Austin avoids a barrage of punches and hits a clean punch.
>Breathing very hard, Henrik Berg is looking ragged.
>Both fighters advance and strike, but neither hits anything.
>In close proximity from the strikes they threw, they fall into a messy clinch.
>Using his wrestling skills, Berg is trying to push Austin up against the cage.
>Berg does it, Austin is stuck with his back to the cage.
>Austin is controlled up against the cage for about thirty seconds.
>Berg pins Austin up against the cage and uses dirty boxing to inflict some damage.
>Solomon Austin looks totally gassed.
>Berg smothers Austin against the cage, keeping solid control for almost a full minute.
>Henrik Berg seems to be fighting against exhaustion.
>Berg goes to use some dirty boxing, but Austin is aware of the danger and uses wrestling to prevent any damage from happening.
>We're into the final minute of the round.
>Berg tries some dirty boxing, but Austin wrestles his way out of trouble and manages to turn it around so that Berg ends up backed against the cage instead.
>With no progress being made, the referee separates them.
>Austin scores with a solid jab.
>Round one ends as time expires.
>I think Berg took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
>We are back underway!
>Backing out of range, Berg circles tentatively.
>It seems that Austin is happy to let Berg circle for the moment.
>Berg throws three punches in quick succession, but Austin was out of range.
>Time slips away as Austin doesn't press Berg, allowing him to circle.
>Berg looks like he might be trying to get in close and wrestle with Austin.
>He pulls Austin into a grapple.
>Berg tries to wrestle Austin backward and up against the cage.
>He does so, and now has Austin pinned to the cage.
>The gas tank looks empty on Henrik Berg.
>Berg smothers Austin against the cage, keeping solid control for about thirty seconds.
>Berg smothers Austin against the cage, keeping solid control for about thirty seconds.
>Berg tries to use some dirty boxing, but Austin uses wrestling to nullify any potential damage.
>Berg tries to use his dirty boxing skills, but Austin uses wrestling to prevent any strikes from being launched.
>Berg moves back from the grapple and looks ready to strike.
>Austin hits Berg with a nice jab.
>Austin throws a combination but doesn't do any damage.
>Berg seems to be waiting for Austin to make a move.
>We are now at the halfway point of the round.
>Berg comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Austin.
>Berg can't get close enough to grapple, Austin keeps him away with strikes.
>Berg throws three punches in quick succession, but Austin was out of range.
>Time slips away as Austin doesn't press Berg, allowing him to circle.
>Austin scores with a series of quick punches.
>Berg looks to be trying to close the distance between them.
>Berg cannot get close enough to the elusive Austin to grapple.
>A straight punch from Berg fails to land.
>Austin doesn't press the issue, allowing Berg to circle.
>Berg fires off a looping punch, but Austin avoids it.
>The fight slows as Austin sits back and allows Berg to circle.
>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
>Austin hits a jab.
>Austin narrowly misses Berg with an uppercut.
>The fight slows as Berg sits back and allows Austin to circle.
>The time is up, and that's the end of round two.
>Close, but that round goes to Berg, 10-9 on my card.
>Round three begins!
>Berg is looking to turn this into a wrestling match, and is getting in closer to Austin.
>Not keen on wrestling Berg, Austin uses movement to keep out of reach.
>A speculative waist-high kick by Berg finds nothing but air.
>Austin doesn't let Berg settle, stepping in closer to impose himself.
>Berg avoids a series of wayward big punches and counters with a jab.
>Austin narrowly misses Berg with an uppercut.
>Berg seems to be waiting for Austin to make a move.
>Austin counters a flurry of punches by hitting a series of quick punches.
>Moving in closer, Berg looks like he may want to wrestle Austin.
>Austin is pulled into a grapple.
>Berg is trying to muscle Austin up against the cage.
>Berg does it, Austin is stuck with his back to the cage.
>Berg pins Austin up against the cage and controls him for almost a full minute.
>Berg goes to use some dirty boxing, but Austin is aware of the danger and uses wrestling to prevent any damage from happening.
>Austin is controlled up against the cage for about thirty seconds.
>Berg tries to use some dirty boxing, but Austin uses wrestling to nullify any potential damage.
>We move into the second half of this round.
>Berg tries some dirty boxing, but Austin wrestles his way out of trouble and manages to turn it around so that Berg ends up backed against the cage instead.
>Austin moves back from the grapple and looks ready to strike.
>Austin counters a flurry of punches by hitting a quick series of punches.
>Austin counters a flurry of punches with a barrage of big punches on Berg!
>Austin steps in and unloads with a nice sequence of jabs.
>Austin moves in and uses a flurry of quick punches to sting Berg.
>Berg avoids a jab.
>Austin hits a flurry of quick punches on Berg.
>Berg switches stances, throws a speculative punch, then switches right back again.
>Not letting Berg settle at all, Austin comes in closer.
>Austin hits a flurry of quick punches on Berg.
>We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
>A straight jab by Berg keeps Austin from advancing.
>Austin doesn't let Berg settle, stepping in closer to impose himself.
>They come together and throw strikes, both miss.
>The time runs out and that round is over, and so is the fight.
>I have to give that round to Austin, but only a 10-9.
>The official scores are being reported now.
>Judge #1 scores the match as 29-28 to Berg.
>Judge #2 has given 29-28 to Berg.
>Judge #3 gives a score of 29-28 in favour of Berg.
>So the winner, by unanimous decision, is Henrik 'Ice' Berg!
>Official Result: Henrik 'Ice' Berg defeats 'Papa Bear' Solomon Austin (Unanimous Decision in 10:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Awful.



Lordy, I should stick to booking only professional wrestlers who are overweight and talentless.

And one of my matches was like yours... the third round ended with Goodbody delivering 25 knees to the face of Olivier. How the ref doesn't call it when one man is bleeding all over the place is beyond me.

Jacko00
04-03-2009, 12:55 PM
Duane Weatherly knocked Kenny Magilton down three times and then got got submitted by him in the second round.

Alan Kendall got robbed against David Allen, i had given rounds 2 and 3 to Kendall yet Allen got the UD, yet he did nothing to earn it.

Bracewell also got robbed against Joel Adams, he took him down in round 1, controlled him in round 2 and took him down a few times in round 3 yet lost via SD i couldnt believe it.

Nephilim
04-04-2009, 06:38 PM
I forget who it was... but it was a 34 second head-kick KO.

petecrimson00
04-05-2009, 02:53 PM
>Next up is a match in which 'Pretty Boy' Danny Akabaro battles 'The Surgeon' Atsutane Akera in the XCC Middleweight division.
>The winner moves on to the next round in tonight's tournament.
>There's the opening bell!
>Akabaro circles as he plans his next move.
>Akera presses in closer to attack.
>Akera comes in, looking for a quick takedown.
>Akabaro strikes first and manages to rock Akera with a solid punch, sending him down to the ground, stunned!
>Akabaro dives in and gets ready to unload on Akera.
>Akabaro lands with some hard punches...Akera isn't able to stop them, and the referee has no choice but to leap in and stop it!
>The winner, by TKO, is 'Pretty Boy' Danny Akabaro!
>Official Result: 'Pretty Boy' Danny Akabaro defeats 'The Surgeon' Atsutane Akera (TKO in 1:21 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.


if it went to the ground Akera wouldve killed him.

Dopefish
04-05-2009, 07:04 PM
I had a guy win by gogo from the mount. Pretty cool.

petecrimson00
04-07-2009, 12:39 PM
>It's time for the main event of the evening! Kei 'Demon Eyes' Maki takes on 'Little Dragon' Li-Kong Ho in the KDM FC Featherweight division with the KDM FC Featherweight title on the line.
>And here we go!
>Maki counters a body kick by hitting a hard kick across the side.
>Maki comes in quick and hits a quick series of punches.
>Ho gets hit with a crisp jab.
>Maki gets Ho with a nice jab.
>Maki stings Ho with a series of quick punches.
>Maki uses a body kick on Ho.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Ho gets caught with a series of quick punches and has to back off.
>Maki counters a wayward jab with a barrage of hard punches!
>Maki gets a vicious leg kick on Ho.
>We have one minute of the round remaining.
>Ho chooses to shoot in on Maki.
>Ho has the takedown! Maki pulls half guard.
>Ho attempts to americana Maki from the top of half guard.
>Maki stops Ho from applying it.
>The time is up, and that's the end of round one.
>Close, but that round goes to Maki, 10-9 on my card.
>There's the bell and round number two begins!
>Ho bobs and weaves.
>Maki doesn't let Ho settle, stepping in closer to impose himself.
>Maki explodes on Ho, knocking him down with a barrage of big punches!
>Maki dives in from the side and looks to finish the match with strikes.
>Maki is too reckless and Ho is able to get half guard.
>Maki fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.
>Maki aims a couple of punches at Ho, but they are easily taken on the gloves.
>Ho tries to ensare an arm.
>Ho gets a kimura and wrenches back, Maki has to tap out!
>Li-Kong Ho takes the victory by way of Submission!
>Official Result: 'Little Dragon' Li-Kong Ho defeats Kei 'Demon Eyes' Maki (Submission in 2:40 of round 2). The match was rated as being Excellent.

big turn of events

Caspel
04-07-2009, 01:45 PM
Heikichi Schimizu is one of the more entertaining fighters who completely destroys every other fighter via his immense grappling skills. I recommend everyone sign him up asap when they start off their career.

petecrimson00
04-14-2009, 08:17 PM
>The co-main event is up next. 'The Battering Ram' Andranik Paletilolu battles 'Silent But Violent' Wilson Franklyn in the XCC Heavyweight division with the XCC Interim Heavyweight title on the line.
>The fight begins!
>Paletilolu misses with a punch.
>Not letting Paletilolu settle, Franklyn moves in closer.
>Franklyn comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Paletilolu.
>They start grappling, Paletilolu looks happy to engage Franklyn at close quarters.
>Franklyn hits Paletilolu with some short strikes to the side of the head while grappling.
>Franklyn looks to scoop his opponent up for a slam.
>There's the slam! Paletilolu is planted onto his back, and pulls guard.
>Franklyn fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.
>Franklyn smothers Paletilolu with his body by pushing forward and down.
>Franklyn begins trying to pass guard and get a better position.
>He does excellently, getting past the guard and into side control.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Franklyn looks to get a mount.
>Paletilolu tries to sweep from the mount attempt, but gets rolled and gives up his back.
>Franklyn pounds away, and Paletilolu struggles to deal with them.
>We're into the final minute of the round.
>Franklyn pounds away on Paletilolu, landing several good shots in the process.
>Franklyn pounds away on Paletilolu, landing several good shots in the process.
>Franklyn unloads with big punches, landing several that clearly hurt Paletilolu.
>The time runs out on round one.
>That was a 10-8 to Franklyn on my card, Paletilolu was well behind.
>We are back underway!
>Paletilolu throws out a quick jab.
>Not letting up, Franklyn steps in closer to pressure Paletilolu into action.
>There's a takedown attempt from Franklyn.
>Paletilolu tries to avoid the takedown.
>The takedown is unsuccessful, Paletilolu avoided Franklyn.
>Paletilolu glances a right hand strike off the side of the left shoulder.
>It seems that Franklyn is happy to let Paletilolu circle for the moment.
>An exchange of strikes doesn't lead to any real damage.
>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
>There's a takedown attempt from Franklyn.
>Paletilolu tries to avoid Franklyn.
>Franklyn can't get the takedown, Paletilolu was too quick to back away.
>Paletilolu avoids a jab and scores with a hard kick across the side.
>Paletilolu avoids a kick to the leg and hits a swift leg kick.
>Paletilolu narrowly misses Franklyn with an uppercut.
>Not letting Paletilolu settle, Franklyn moves in closer.
>We're into the final minute of the round.
>Paletilolu throws a flurry of punches but Franklyn steps back and avoids them.
>Paletilolu circles, looking for an opening.
>Franklyn steps in closer to force the issue.
>Round two ends as time expires.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Paletilolu.
>We are back underway!
>Both fighters fire off strikes, but neither does any significant damage.
>Franklyn catches Paletilolu moving in with a jab.
>Franklyn shoots in, looking for a takedown.
>Paletilolu sees the takedown coming and tries to move.
>Franklyn can't get the takedown, Paletilolu was too quick to back away.
>Paletilolu throws a combination but doesn't do any damage.
>Time slips away as Franklyn doesn't press Paletilolu, allowing him to circle.
>Franklyn looks to be trying to close the distance between them.
>Paletilolu is pulled into a grapple.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Paletilolu gets caught with a couple of nice short punches as Franklyn uses his dirty boxing to inflict some punishment.
>Franklyn is trying to muscle Paletilolu up against the cage.
>He does so, and now has Paletilolu pinned to the cage.
>Franklyn easily keeps Paletilolu up against the cage with wrestling, getting move than a minute of solid control.
>We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
>Paletilolu is trapped against the cage and held there by Franklyn until the round ends.
>Wilson Franklyn looks very tired out there.
>Round three ends as time expires.
>Close, but that round goes to Franklyn, 10-9 on my card.
>And here we go, round four!
>Paletilolu scores with a jab.
>Paletilolu counters a wayward jab with a series of quick punches.
>Paletilolu snaps off a crisp jab.
>Paletilolu counters a body kick by hitting a hard kick across the side.
>Paletilolu hits Franklyn with a kick to the inside of the leg.
>Paletilolu fakes a lunge.
>The fight slows as Franklyn sits back and allows Paletilolu to circle.
>We are now at the halfway point of the round.
>Paletilolu uses a jab to sting Franklyn.
>Paletilolu uses a nice jab.
>We're into the final minute of the round.
>Paletilolu uses a right hook, but misses.
>Not letting Paletilolu settle, Franklyn moves in closer.
>Paletilolu gets Franklyn with a nice jab.
>Round four is brought to an end as time runs out.
>I have to give that round to Paletilolu, but only a 10-9.
>There's the bell for the start of the round!
>Paletilolu avoids a punch and scores with a jab to the cheek.
>Paletilolu snaps off a crisp jab.
>There's a takedown attempt from Franklyn.
>Paletilolu is too quick, and manages to hit Franklyn with a good clean jab.
>Paletilolu scores with a picture-perfect roundhouse kick to the side of the ribs.
>Andranik Paletilolu doesn't look like he has much left in the tank.
>Paletilolu circles as he plans his next move.
>Time slips away as Franklyn doesn't press Paletilolu, allowing him to circle.
>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
>A straight punch from Paletilolu fails to land.
>Not letting up, Franklyn quickly steps in closer to attack Paletilolu.
>There's a takedown attempt from Franklyn.
>Paletilolu tries to step away from the takedown.
>Paletilolu avoids the takedown attempt.
>Paletilolu stings Franklyn with a kick to the thigh.
>Paletilolu gets Franklyn with a right hand to the ribs, but it lacked power.
>Not letting Paletilolu settle at all, Franklyn comes in closer.
>From the looks of things, I don't think Wilson Franklyn has much energy left.
>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
>Franklyn uses a combination of three punches to get Paletilolu to cover up, then shoots in looking for a takedown.
>Franklyn can't get the takedown, Paletilolu defended it well.
>Paletilolu counters a wayward low kick with a picture-perfect roundhouse kick to the side of the ribs.
>We reach the time limit and this fight is over.
>A tight round, but definitely 10-9 in favour of Paletilolu.
>The judges have given their scores, which are about to be announced.
>Judge #1: 47-47.
>Judge #2 has given 47-47.
>Judge #3 scores the match as 47-47.
>So the match ends as a unanimous draw!
>Official Result: 'The Battering Ram' Andranik Paletilolu draws with 'Silent But Violent' Wilson Franklyn (Unanimous Draw in 5:00 of round 5). The match was rated as being Average.

Egnuldt
04-14-2009, 09:51 PM
Heikichi Schimizu is one of the more entertaining fighters who completely destroys every other fighter via his immense grappling skills. I recommend everyone sign him up asap when they start off their career.

He kills guys when he takes him down. However I had him fight Pirmin Zubriggin in his 2nd find and he tried to stand and trade the entire fight, losing a UD. Couldnt believe that he didnt try to take down Zubriggin once!

But yea, he kills guys once he takes him down, he is 2-1 in my GAMMA Promotion.

BuddyGarner
04-14-2009, 10:35 PM
I had Hassan Fezzik fight Tony McCall in a 60 minute title fight. The whole fight consisted of Fezzik controlling the clinch and McCall blocking knees. The fight was rated as abysmal.

Caspel
04-14-2009, 10:36 PM
Let's see, recently I've had a few title matches where the champs disappointed on both occassions.

John Rivero (who defeated Asanovic) was getting his butt kicked by Linfield Ballard for 4 rounds. Everytime they would go to the ground, Ballard would nullify Rivero and they would scramble. Ballard knocked him down 3-4 times in rounds 1-4. In round 5, Rivero and Ballard grappled, Rivero got the takedown and then applied an armbar out of nowhere. Very lucky win for the champ.

Buddy Garner lost his Middleweight Title to JJ Reid in the 5th round after smothering him for the previous 4. He was laying on the top in the 5th round and Reid did a quick sweep and took Garner's back, applied the Rear-naked-choke and the rest was history. Garner was up so 10-8 in the first two rounds.

Blackman
04-21-2009, 04:02 PM
LOL. And you think the women's division is inferior. This was by far the best match I've ever had, text-wise:

>Next up is a match in which Lucia 'Lady O' War' Pessoa fights Serena 'Hunter' Hill.
>The winner will advance into the semi-finals of tonight's tournament.
>Round one begins!
>Pessoa hits a swift leg kick on Hill.
>Hill smashes Pessoa with a huge punch, but she stays on her feet!
>Pessoa avoids a quick jab and hits a series of hard punches!
>Hill counters a wayward jab with a barrage of hard punches!
>Pessoa avoids a quick jab and hits a barrage of big punches, forcing Hill back!
>We go past the halfway point of this round.
>Hill walks into a hard leg kick.
>Pessoa smashes Hill with a huge punch, but she stays on her feet!
>Hill smashes Pessoa with a huge punch, but she stays on her feet!
>Hill slips out of the way of a massive overhand punch.
>We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
>Hill keeps Pessoa from advancing with a crisp jab.
>Hill catches Pessoa with a barrage of big punches and puts her down on the ground!
>Hill doesn't have time to capitalise though, as Pessoa recovers her wits quickly.
>In comes Hill looking to get some form of ground control.
>Hill can't hold Pessoa down and a scramble starts.
>Pessoa ends up in side control.
>Time expires and we come to the end of round one.
>Close, but that round goes to Hill, 10-9 on my card.
>There's the bell for the start of the round!
>Hill gets caught with a sharp kick just above the hip.
>Pessoa hits Hill with a nice jab.
>Hill catches Pessoa with a barrage of big punches!
>Pessoa hits a great punch, Hill is momentarily wobbly!
>Pessoa counters a superman punch with a series of quick jabs.
>A straight jab by Pessoa keeps Hill from advancing.
>Not letting up, Hill steps in closer to pressure Pessoa into action.
>We move into the second half of this round.
>They both meet with strikes, but neither does any damage.
>We're into the final minute of the round.
>Pessoa tries to get a knock out with a scorching punch but Hill moves out of range.
>Both fighters fire off strikes, but neither does any significant damage.
>Round two is brought to an end as time runs out.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Pessoa.
>There's the bell and round number three begins!
>Pessoa smashes Hill with a huge punch and she goes down hard!
>Hill is in trouble as Pessoa dives in quickly, looking to unload with strikes.
>Pessoa pounds away...and that's enough for the referee, who ends the match by pulling her off!
>By TKO, the winner is Pessoa!
>Official Result: Lucia 'Lady O' War' Pessoa defeats Serena 'Hunter' Hill (TKO in 0:57 of round 3). The match was rated as being Excellent.