Altdorf Delinquents: A Blood Bowl Career (Take 2)

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Year of Our Lord Sigmar 2522
<blockquote>Welcome to a twisted fantasy world where humans, elves, goblins, ogres and all other species work out their aggressions on the football field instead of the battlefield. It is called BLOOD BOWL! (Actually, the sport began under a different name, but everyone just began calling the sport after the most important match, Blood Bowl.) In this game, it is only cheating if you get caught or forget to bribe the referee (or the other team's bribe is higher). Murder happens in almost every game and only illegal in rare instances. In fact, murder and maiming is encouraged!

Ban Deonnyn grew up in Altdorf, the capital city of the Empire, in a decaying and broken down home. Ban's luck begins to change when he met Omath Burpool. After getting into a bragging contest, Ban gets into a drinking game in a local tavern. Turns out that Ban can hold his Bugmans Beer, and after drinking Omath under the table wound up with his own Blood Bowl team; The Altdorf Delinquents

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Team Roster:
#1 Admund Dalrymple - Blitzer
#2 Baldric Hoffenmiester - Blitzer
#3 Dozagg Dwarf-Slasher - Ogre
#4 Woras the Bard - Linesman
#5 Davion the Reveller - Linesman
#6 Davion the Drinker - Linesman
#7 Admund the Virtuous - Linesman
#8 Eomund Dalrymple - Blitzer
#9 Olbrecht Fleisch - Thrower
#10 Detlef Slodar - Thrower
#11 Eber Gottlob - Thrower
#12 Ardtrai the Destroyer - Linesman
#13 Reyan the Eater - Linesman
#14 Awrod the Liar - Linesman

Coming Up: Altdorf Delinquents Vs Pinkfoot Panthers (Halflings)

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Pinkfoot Players
Oldtrunk Weakbush - Treeman
Willow Benchwarmer - Treeman
Cottar Cornfield - Halfling
Prevince Preserved - Halfling
Presley Pipesmoke - Halfling
Swinto Twotoes - Halfling
Fastchap Eatless - Halfling
Bungo Bubbles - Halfling
Garlet Presston - Halfling
Beergo Drinkmore - Halfling
Willow Weed - Halfling
Nellby Hamson - Halfling
Merry the Merry Maker - Halfling
Wally Wallnutcracker - Halfling
Frosco Toppings - Halfling

Pinkfoot Panthers win the coin toss and choose to receive
Detlef Slodar kicks off

Bungo Bubbles goes back and collects the ball and the Treeman immediately use their size advantage to push back Altdorfs line. Admund the Virtuous counters this by upturning Fastchap Eatless. Blitzer Admund Dalrymple clears the defense and crashes into Garlet Presston. Plucky halfling Swinto Twotoes sees this and pushes Dalrymple over.

Elsewhere on the field, Beergo Drinkmore must have been living up to his name as an attempt to get past an Altdorf player goes bad and he trips over knocking himself out.

Time passes and there is just a lot of pushing back and forth. No-one seems to be able to finally break the line. Admund Dalrymple is back on his feet and knocks Swinto Twotoes off his feet. Swinto goes down injured and the Apothecary later diagnoses a pinched nerve.

Baldric Hoffenmiester makes a fool of himself when he tries tackling Willow Benchwarmer when the Treeman unknowningly swings a branch and knocking the Blitzer over. Getting brave, Bungo Bubbles tries to sneak past Olbrecht Fleisch but is caught and tripped. The ball goes loose.

Ogre Dozagg Dwarf-Smasher charges into Willow Benchwarmer sending both of them into the astrogranite. Baldric Hoffenmiester then tries his luck with Oldtrunk Weakbush but underestimates the treeman and gets swatted away.

Bungo Bubbles flicks out the side to cut away from the defence however he loses the ball. Olbrecht Fleisch tries to catch it on the way down but misses.

Willow Benchwarmer finally manages to get up, but Dozagg smashes him back down again.

Bungo Bubbles has finally noticed that he had dropped the ball and had backtracked to get it. Olbrecht was well aware and trips the halfling causing him to land badly and injure himself. Pinkfoots Apothecary tries to heal him and almost kills him in the process. Bungo is taken off field.

With the time ticking down to half time, Davion the Drinker takes charge. He crushes and injures Presley Pipesmoker. Grabbing the prone ball he charges downfield and unopposed scoring a touchdown
- TOUCHDOWN -
1-0

- HALFTIME -

After the break, Pinkfoot Panthers team is visibly decimated. Having started with 15 players, they can now only field 10
Cottar Cornfield kicks off for Pinkfoot

The second half begins and Detlef Slodar is backfield to catch the ball. He immediately launches a pass towards Olbrecht Fleisch. Olbrecht is aware and catches with minimal effort. Dozagg rumbles forward and knocks out Garlet Presston.

Having returned to the field at halftime, Bungo Bubbles looks to redeem himself but putting Davion the Drinker on his backside. He then squeezes through the defence and hides behind Oldtrunk Weakbush. Oldtrunk then takes revenge for his fellow treeman and flattens Dozagg. Eomund Dalrymple clears a path for Oldbrecht by crashing into and pushing back Nellby Hamson. Oldbrecht scrambles down the open lane and scores Altdorfs second of the day
- TOUCHDOWN -
2-0

Pinkfoots chances are dwindling as they can now only field 9 players.
Altdorfs Detlef kicks off

The ball lands in Pinkfoots endzone and Cottar Cornfield runs back to grab, but cant even manage that. The ball scatters away from him.

Oldtrunk Weakbush hasn't moved in a while and has become rooted to the spot. He does however manage to knock Dozagg down again.

Noting Cottars failure, Wally Wallnutcracker sprints back to recover the ball. However he cannot stop in time and lands on his face.

Altdorfs players start punching a whole in Pinkfoots left flank. Merry The Merry Maker is the latest casualty having been knocked out. Eomund Dalrymple surges through the opening. He crashes into defender Frosco Toppings who is now seeing stars. He spins away and jumps over the fallen Wally Wallnutcracker and grabs the ball before sailing over the endzone.
- TOUCHDOWN -
3-0

Pinkfoot have given up and are still fielding 9 players.
Detlef kicks off once more

Pinkfoot know that they can no longer win and look set to cause as much carnage as they can before the final whistle. The treeman work on Dozagg but can only manage to push him about a bit. Willow Weed jumps at Davion the Reveller knocking them both flat. Willow is stunned and Davion laughs it off.

FULL TIME
3-0