Another day in the hospital and Jack is still lying comatose in the hospital. More than a week and while he is not dead, he has not yet shown signs of recovery yet despite any number of “cures”. The steady beeping of the various monitors and the awes…. ful acting of the Baywatch stars accompany Jack’s continued existence as another patient is wheeled past Jack’s room, disturbing the distraught nurse as she watches over Jack.
Nurse: “Doctors, what’s wrong with this… Derek B?”
Random Doctor: “We’re taking him to the burn unit, someone really got him with a good one! Move move move!”
Beeeep beeep beeep beeeep beeeep beeeeeeeep…..
Nurse: “Jack? Jack?! What’s wrong?! We need a doct… urk!”
Before she can even get help for Jack as his various machines warn of something probably bad happening to him, he unzips and something flies out, ricocheting off walls, machines and the nurse’s head before eventually landing on the floor and rolling around. A doctor rushes in to see the floor organ just as it comes to a stop with a strange noise that sounds suspiciously like…
“MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!”
Doctor: “That looks like a lung to me… but what’s that attached to i… oh crap!”
The doctor dives out of the room action hero style as the inflamed appendix explodes with all it’s force, sending various coloured goo bits in every direction and obliteraing the lung it was attached to in the process.
Dr Acula: “I heard ze noise, I came as fast as I could.”
Doctor: “Dr Acula, can we give this man IV oxygen?”
Dr Acula: “Not if you want him to live, Doctor”
There is a long pause while the doctor thinks…
Doctor: “Then we’d better act fast. You see those pink bits all over the walls? They’re mostly his last lung. We better get some balloons him in fast… NOT helium ones, this guy needs oxygen, stat!”
And so begins another long night for Jack as he is once again rushed to the operating room…
Destiny is dead. He was Jack’s Appendix, Mafia Aligned Don
moon_lit_tears is dead. She was Jack’s Right Lung, Jack Aligned Pulmonary Organ
FINAL VOTE COUNT
With 9 players remaining, it was 5 votes to lynch.
Arrows (1): Bak42
Destiny (5): Imarevenant, Jman2k3, Crychon, ShadowedFlames, moon_lit_tears