jhdVERSE ROUND #2 PROMOS PART ONE
Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
[Prophet takes to the Internet to cut a promo on Chaperone. One of the men back in WWWE that helped to hold him to the mid card status that eventually lead to the mental breakdown of becoming The Prophet.]
CHRISTIAN PROPHET: Chaperone....
A 7 foot Monster casting a shadow of pain over AWF!
I know Pain!
Pain is just weakness leaving your body.
I have no weakness!
I will fulfill my prophecy and become AWF champion.
Fore I have prophesied your future Chaperone!!!
And see nothing...
Originally Posted by mitsukaikira
DEREK GRACE: Jung Dragon. Golden Dragon champion. You're tough. You're dedicated. You didn't just win a title, you won a tournament to get it. You're the epitome of "Champion". Your name alone speaks of heritage and honor. That is all well and fine but for one little thing...
I wasn't in the tournament, Dragon. I wasn't here. You cannot call yourself a champion unless you defend your title against the best. I'm here to tell you that I'm the best! I'm fearless and have more dedication than you can ever imagine! I have nothing but respect for you, Dragon, but respect will not keep your title reign safe from me! I know your background, your abilities... your pedigree. None of those mean anything when the bell rings... and when it does, you had better be focused on me because I will NOT stop until I am Golden Dragon Champion!
Originally Posted by MichiganHero
[The cameras go backstage to where the viewers see a bizarre sight. In the frame is the youngster DISCO Fox, dressed over the top with a flashy suit on as well as his traditional fox mask and afro.]
DISCO FOX: “Yo’ Chaperone. I heard you’re a nasty piece of work. Maybe even the nastiest piece of work in AWF. Have you ever went long cold nights in the ghetto, searching for food? You don’t know what it takes to survive. I’ve danced and fought my way here, and playah I’m coming for you. You see, you remind me of a story my papa told me when I was little. This one time he was out doing this thang and this big bad wolf came up to him. He threatened my papa, so my papa did the only thing he could. He got up and jived all over the fool. Big wolf didn’t know what hit him. And Chaperone, when I see you, you can guarantee that is what I’m going to do to YOU! Peace out playahs”.
Originally Posted by Rayelek
[As the scene starts, Jung DRAGON stands atop a corner turnbuckle, the Golden Dragon Championship held high above his head. As he dismounts and starts to head to the back, lights out in the arena! The legendary mask of Jung DRAGON appears on the screen and blood starts to drip down it in the image as a voice plays over the speakers.]
Dread Nocturn: Jung DRAGON, you won your title from no man. You cling to it because it gives you your identity as a wrestler, the face of the company. Were you to lose it...Well, the legendary DRAGON Michinoku never lost it, now did he? So hold on so tight to that title, that belt that you don't deserve, didn't earn. I know your dreams, your fears. And when I take that title from you, you will know, Jung DRAGON...You will know your nightmare.
Originally Posted by Showtime4Lajf
[A backstage interviewer is standing by with Fargo Korben, who is standing a few inches away from a wall, looking directly at it.]
INTERVIEWER: Fargo, tonight you...
[Fargo spins around flailing his arms.]
FARGO: Sorry to hit that hat off your head, blother!
INTERVIEWER: I wasn't wearing a...
FARGO: Why not?!
[The interviewer pauses for a moment before proceeding.]
INTERVIEWER: You certainly seem excited for tonights match.
FARGO: Lemme tell you why I'm so glappy and upbeated, interviewer-blother! There's a party in Tennessee tonight; a victory party! Lemme let you in on some heavy duty factoids, blother! Tonight yours truly gets my long awaited shot at the chaaaaaamp!
[Fargo falls down on his back on the floor because of all the excitement, but proptly gets back up, almost pulling the interviewers shirt off in the process.]
FARGO: Nothin' to lose, blother! Nothin' to lose! That's a dangerous siturama, man! For you, Colorado, not for me, you see!? I gots nothin' to lose, because I gave it to my peoples! I never had nothin' to begin with, but I gave that away too, blother! I'ma fight for my peoples, for my populous, not for no thing! You can go right ahead and trapple and fillampage and punch and whatever else, and all you fight for is some thing, my Coloradomic blother! Goldanium and leather, man! Everybody knows we're the two best scientaftic grappstlers in the game, but I gots my peoples and all you gots is your wantin' for prestigiousnesses! That's why you lose! They callin' on me to do good and I ain't one to let nobody down, blother! That why that Seeeeeee-Dubyaaaa-Teeeeeee Heavyworld Championstrap is going home to Korben Mountain tonight!
[Fargo marches in a circle around the interviewer three times and then decides to stand directly in front of him, staring into the camera.]
INTERVIEWER: … Fargo Korben, ladies and gentlemen.
FARGO (muttering): … And other individuals too.
Originally Posted by The Celt
[Browsing Youtube, you see a new video uploaded by PWI marked “My humble introduction to PWI”. You click on it and hit play. You see a well dressed man holding a microphone standing infront of a PWI banner, and he begins to speak. ]
IAGO DE BRÚN: Life is such a silly game, isn’t it? Filled with absurd rules designed to reward the simpleminded and punish the intelligent. Oh, how easy life must be for all the sheep, people like Scott Hall, who do as they are told with question or thought, never aspiring to rise above their station. Yes, people are content to remain as worms in the dirt, never knowing their full potential.
You see, you people insist on being bound by the lies and tyranny of morality and ethics. You dully nod your heads in agreement when told men and women should all love thine neighbour and should never take advantage of one another.
You are fools and sheep for that, and that is why none of your kind will ever know power like I shall. For I, learned in the ways of the world and its history, see the truth of mankind. It is not the men of valour and virtue like Scott Hart that rise to the highest station in life, but those who take them without mercy or thought for anyone else. Our kind are reviled as the snakes and wolves of society because we rebel from these moronic rules, but this hatred is not born from our actions, but from our triumphs. You watch in horror as it is we who conquer all obstacles in our path and ascend to the station of great princes and kings.
But hear me now; I am not your enemy, but your greatest ally. Trust me and follow my example. Cast off your friends who do not advance your agenda, snare potential benefactors in your web, heed not the example of men like Scott Hart and most importantly break the shackles of morality. You too can be great and successful like me, you too can know triumph.
The greatest virtue in life is having no virtues at all, and when you all learn that truth you shall all thank me.
My name is Iago de Brún, and I'm the most honest friend you could ever hope to know. PWI...The Hart family, I look forward to meeting you all, and showing you my ways.