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Forumers Utd In breaking news today a group of internet wrestling fans have bought out the rights to Maidenheads place in the bluesquare South division. The spokesman for the club, a rather feminine looking gent and also team captain said it was a spur of the moment decision. "We were all discussing the pro's and cons of urinating in the shower when I decided a football team would be the perfect opportunity for shower related nonsense. I suggested buying a team and the guys lapped it up.... WAH HA HA HA HA". "We all scrimped and saved for months on end and we finally raised the £4.27 to buyout Maidenhead. The club will be based in Torquay and we have just started work on a state of the art 4,500 seater stadium, estimated time of completion is next tuesday". The team will play under the name Forumers Utd and will play at the Dog Pound Stadium. The teams colours are Black and Gray stripes for Home and Pink and yellow Squares (Croatia style) for away games. In a truly bizarre and children of the corn moment, all players are aged 17 and share the same birthday of 1/1/1990. The team will start the season with the following friendlies: Grays H Northwich H Farsley A York H Weymouth H Kidderminister H If you havent guessed Panix is the team captain Friendly results will be up shortly. Will be pretty much results only tonight as I have some rendering I need to get done. *If you pm'd me with player details then you have been included in this game. The writeup for the competitive games will be a bit more in depth. |
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