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Unread 05-21-2019, 01:41 AM
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COMING TO A HIGH SCHOOL GYM NEAR YOU!
IT'S WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
COME AND WATCH THE BIGGEST AND TOUGHEST WRESTLERS IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING BATTLE IT OUT IN NO HOLDS BARRED FIGHTS TO THE FINISH!

BRUCE THE GIANT VS SAM STRONG

MR. SUPREME VS RIP CHORD

BUBBLES THE CLOWN VS JIMMY POWER

CHRISTIAN FAITH VS LIBERTY

AND MANY MORE!

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Unread 05-21-2019, 07:46 PM
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Who are these jobbers and where is Grapple Goblin?
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Unread 05-25-2019, 02:56 AM
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WMD Presents:
Explosion!
From The Kleghorn Elementary School Gym, Kleghorn, Texas


Our night began on a solemn note as an innocent young woman:


So Innocent

By the name of Emma came out to inform the fans that sadly due to a mixup with transportation literally none of the names on the card would be there to wrestle at the Kleghorn Elementary School. Emma (Last name Innocent) apologizes and wishes she could find out how this thing that was definitely gonna happen didn't.

She's suddenly cut off by...well we don't exactly know how to categorize that music, suffice it to say it sounds foreign and therefore evil. This heralds the arrival of:


THESE...Guys...who?

Well they certainly look enough like bad news for the crowd to boo as the two toughs enter the ring and the man in the headdress takes the microphone. He identifies himself as Sheik Ali Al-Avatar and his compatriot as Lucifer Satan and they are...THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE! Of hell and...wherever the hell Sheik's from.

Sheik:
"AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOUR PRECIOUS HEROES ARE!? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE SAM STRONG AND THE BRUCE THE THE THE GIANT ARE!? THEY ARE UP YOUR DECADENT AMERICANS ASSES! HAHAHAHAHA!"

He makes a show of putting his hand in his singlet and pulling out a bundle of...airplane tickets!? He holds them over to Satan who pulls out a lighter and sets them on fire, the two of them cackle as the fans boo.

Sheik:
"YEEEESSSS! BOO ME, YOU AMERICANS, BOO ME ALL YOU WANT! I STOMP ON YOUR CONSTITUTION! I WILL PUT TARP OVER YOUR STATUE OF LIBERTY MWAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN STOP THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE!"

Suddenly banjo music rips through the PA system and a pair of saviors arrive! Who could it be!?


Oh.

Well Sam Strong they ain't but the two big galoots in overalls run out and send the Alliance running with their tails between their legs, Emma recovers enough to declare that if those two villains wanted to ruin tonight then they'll just have to be in the main event against The Hillbillies! The two villains throw a tantrum but storm to the back and we have a main event clearly on par with Sam Strong vs Bruce the Giant.

vs
Rolling Johnny Stones vs Moose Mulder

Well after that riveting opening we had to bring the crowd back down so what better way than a British Rock and Roller vs a Hockey Playing Canuck? The 'comedy' most entailed Mulder trying to attack Stones with a hockey stick until the young Brit hit the Canadian with a discus clothesline for the pin.

Winner: Johnny Stones

Post Match Johnny's celebration's are cut short!


By A Fancy Lad!

Fancy Lad:
"Oh my god, look at your, with your rock and roll music and your tasseled gear and your unkempt hair-eugh-you are a disgrace to the monarchy, Mr. Stones, an utter subhuman disgrace! Lowering yourself to wrestle in front of these peasants? Hah! Well thankfully for the Queen's pride a fine upstanding representative of the crown (from Connecticut) is here to let the rabble know how very little they are worth. GOOD DAY!"

Nose firmly in the air, this snob storms back to the back, leaving Johnny to shrug, slap hands, and head to the back.

Then we had a title ceremony as some unnamed officials (definitely not our production crew) were set to award the Americana championship to a young man who had bested 31 other men in a three day tournament in America's heartland of Hawaii to be crowned the first champion:


Chris "Kid America" Caulfield

As the rookie sensation was being awarded the belt however, he was interrupted:


It's Boss Man Brayfield!

Brayfield stormed his way to the ring and laid out the challenge, his man vs Caulfield right now for the belt, saying that his client had been unfairly left out of the tournament because:

"The Last Time He Went To Hawaii, He Done Pissed In Their Volcano And Put It Out!"

Caulfield, ever the fighting champion as of less than a minute before, accepted the challenge and out came:


BY GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM, AND THE GUT, AND THE LACK OF CARDIO, AND THE ABSENCE OF COORDINATION, ACTUALLY JUST FOCUS ON THE SIZE PLEASE!

The massive monstrous Giant Redwood storms the ring and we have a title match!


AMERICANA TITLE MATCH
vs
Chris "Kid America" Caulfield (c) vs Giant Redwood

Young Chris started the match off by waylaying the big man with punches! And more punches! And also punches! Punches with the right AND left hand! Ooooooh there's a punch! And another punch! This is exciting! We definitely aren't stumped on how to book around this human lard bucket! But oh no, a headbutt from Redwood! And a splash! Chris Caulfield's reign as Americana Champion is destroyed before it can even get out of the starting blocks!

Winner And NEW Champion: Giant Redwood

MAIN EVENT TAG MATCH
vs
The Unholy Alliance vs The Hillbillies w/Emma Innocence


Truly a historic matchup for the first ever WMD event saw a hell-ok, that's actually going a bit far-a hecklacious brawl between The Unholy Alliance of the literal devil and a Sheik vs two hicks only slightly more talented than Giant Redwood. The Sheik and Satan controlled most of the match through their unorthodox tactics of blatantly cheating in front of the referee who was too preoccupied with doing nothing to admonish them on it. BUt with the power of Emma Innocence and almost a dozen audience members cheering them on, the Hillbillies rallied with a double team noggin knocker on the baddies and a do-se-do clothesline to get the pin on the Sheik!

Winners: The Hillbillies

Everything is right with the world at last, the Hillbillies stand tall in the middle of the ring doing air-banjos for the extremely bewildered audience but an ear-piercing shriek echos through the gym! Oh no, the Unholy Alliance have abducted Emma Innocence, however will the Hillbillies get her back! Guess you'll all have to come back her next month to find ou-WHAT DO YA MEAN THEY'RE BANNING US FOR THE SWEARING IN THE PROMOS! ...CRAP.


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Unread 05-29-2019, 05:33 PM
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IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY
AND HATE IS IN THE AIR
COME ON DOWN TO THE SOUTH ARMADILLO (not Amarillo) HIGH SCHOOL FOR
WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, LOVE THE BOMB!!!

FEATURING:
GIANT REDWOOD VS PETE THE HILLBILLY FOR THE AMERICANA CHAMPIONSHIP

AL THE HILLBILLY VS EDWIN D. BASHFORD

ROLLING JOHNNY STONES VS MAD DOG MORTIMER

MOOSE MULDER VS BIG CAT BRANDON
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Unread 05-29-2019, 07:27 PM
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Giant Redwood(c) vs. Pete The Hillbilly

Al The Hillbilly vs. Edwin D. Bashford

Rolling Johnny Stones vs. Mad Dog Mortimer

Moose Mulder vs. Big Cat Brandon
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Unread 05-30-2019, 01:37 AM
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IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY
AND HATE IS IN THE AIR
COME ON DOWN TO THE SOUTH ARMADILLO (not Amarillo) HIGH SCHOOL FOR
WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, LOVE THE BOMB!!!


FEATURING:
GIANT REDWOOD VS PETE THE HILLBILLY FOR THE AMERICANA CHAMPIONSHIP
The greatest wrestler of all time in his prime... Ain't no way he is dropping the belt... I will be the guy with the sign 'If redwood loses we riot'

AL THE HILLBILLY VS EDWIN D. BASHFORD
Al will to be the next victim of redwood

ROLLING JOHNNY STONES VS MAD DOG MORTIMER
The mad dog win to make it his yard

MOOSE MULDER VS BIG CAT BRANDON
The big cat wins to set up the money fued with mad dog
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Featuring:
Giant Redwood Vs Pete The Hillbilly For The Americana Championship

Al The Hillbilly Vs Edwin D. Bashford

Rolling Johnny Stones Vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Moose Mulder Vs Big Cat Brandon
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Unread 05-31-2019, 12:13 PM
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Giant Redwood(c) vs. Pete The Hillbilly

Al The Hillbilly vs. Edwin D. Bashford

Rolling Johnny Stones vs. Mad Dog Mortimer

Moose Mulder vs. Big Cat Brandon
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giant Redwood Vs Pete The Hillbilly For The Americana Championship

al The Hillbilly Vs Edwin D. Bashford

rolling Johnny Stones Vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Moose Mulder Vs big Cat Brandon
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