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Default Diary Revival #1: Narf Poit Wrestling

Hello, and welcome to the first diary in a series I'm hoping to grow here on the forums: Diary Revival! The basic premise is that I go through obsolete diaries on the forums (starting with the one that's had the longest since being added to and going chronologically) and start my own diary, heavily based on them.

The first is New Vegas Wrestling's Narf Poit Wrestling! I have no idea what Narf Poit means, and I couldn't find a suitable early-2016 RW Mod, so it'll be based in 2019 instead, but I've used the editor to acquire NVW's original starting roster, detailed in the following quote box:

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ADRIAN NEVILLE [F]* - ANTONIO CESARO [F] - BRAY WYATT [H] - KEVIN OWENS [H] - SAMI ZAYN [F] - SETH ROLLINS [H]



ALEX SHELLEY [F] - CHRIS JERICHO [H] - CHRIS SABIN [F] - DEAN AMBROSE [F] - DREW MCINTYRE [H] - ERICH ROWAN [H] - HEATH SLATER [F] - HIDEO ITAMI [F] - JACK SWAGGER [H] - KONNOR [H] - LUKE HARPER [F] - RHYNO [F] - SHINSUKE NAKAMURA [H] - THE BRIAN KENDRICK [F] - TYLER BREEZE [H] - VIKTOR [H] - ZACK RYDER [F]

LOW MIDCARD (they're haven't picture, thats HOW they're low)

BO DALLAS [H] - CURTIS AXEL [H] - RODERICK STRONG [F] - SLAUGH [H] - WULVER [H]



MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS [F]
Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin

NEW AGE DEMONS
Slaugh and Wulver

THE ASCENSION [H]
Viktor and Konnor

THE COOLLET CLUB [F]
Zack Ryder and Heath Slater

THE WYATT FAMILY [H]
Luke Harper and Erich Rowan

*[F] - face, [H] - heel


I've set Chris Jericho as the owner of Narf Poit Wrestling and given them $10,000,000 (Jericho is worth an estimated $18,000,000, so I figured I'd allocate $8,000,000 for buying out contracts from WWE, etc and leave myself the rest to play with) and will be playing as him, as the impression I got from this very brief diary was that of complete control (ie playing as owner rather than booker).

I signed everyone on the roster to 12 month written deals, so I only have them guaranteed for the first year, then it's going to get interesting, fast. The first show in NVW's diary was scheduled to be called "Death March" (as seen in the next quote block), so I'm going to run a show by that name in March 2019 as our first show, then take it from there!

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NEXT SHOW:



MATCH CARD:
NPW Tag Team Championship
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper w/ Erick Rowan) vs. The Coollet Club (Zack Ryder and Heath Slater) vs. New Age Demons (Slaugh and Wulver)


The Brian Kendrick's Open Challenge
The Brian Kendrick vs. ???


NPW United States Championship Elimination Chamber
Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami


NPW Intercontinental Championship
Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose


Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro


NPW Heavyweight Championship Only Pin & Submission Steel Cage
Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville


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The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
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The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
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Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
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Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
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Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
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Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
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That was the final post in the diary, which hasn't been touched since April 2016. I think it's a real shame, as NVW clearly put a lot of effort into the graphics! My presentation will be different going forward, but I thought showing the original posts in their entirety would be a nice touch. Feel free to post your predictions, comments, etc!
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Interesting Idea!

The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
Comment: I am not sure as I think I am on with the correct team. Hehe.

The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
Comment: The Brain Kendrick should do a better job!

Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
Comment: Come'on Push Drew to the moon.

Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
Comment: Who's promotion is this now?

Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
Comment: A good wrestling match, yup!

Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
Comment: I am going with a draw, damnit!
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Interesting Idea!
Thanks! Because I'm starting in January and the first show is in March, it might take a little while to post it, so please be patient!
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Oddly enough I remember this diary... probably because of the ridiculous name. Love the concept of restarting this.

The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
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The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
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Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
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Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
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Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
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Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
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Oddly enough I remember this diary... probably because of the ridiculous name. Love the concept of restarting this.
Damn, that's a good memory! I tried looking it up, no idea what "Narf Poit" means in any language known to Google Translate!
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Damn, that's a good memory! I tried looking it up, no idea what "Narf Poit" means in any language known to Google Translate!
They're both words Pinky uses in Pinky & the Brain. You'll really need to get watching that show to do this promotion justice!
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They're both words Pinky uses in Pinky & the Brain. You'll really need to get watching that show to do this promotion justice!
I watched it back in the day! Looks like I need a refresher course!
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The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
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The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
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Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
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Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
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Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
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Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
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Well, well, well. Look at what a new company with a bit of money behind it can achieve! So far, we had bought out several of WWE's top stars' contracts, signed some of the rest of wrestling's brightest stars, and now WWE were being noticeably hostile towards us.

All mentions of any of our talents were forbidden on WWE TV, our merch was being banned at Raw and Smackdown, we clearly had their backs up... and we hadn't even run an event yet.
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Well, well, well. Look at what a new company with a bit of money behind it can achieve! So far, we had bought out several of WWE's top stars' contracts, signed some of the rest of wrestling's brightest stars, and now WWE were being noticeably hostile towards us.

All mentions of any of our talents were forbidden on WWE TV, our merch was being banned at Raw and Smackdown, we clearly had their backs up... and we hadn't even run an event yet.
Stop the teasing.

When are you gonna' post the show? Craved to read it.
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Default Narf Poit Wrestling: Death March




25,109 fans waited in the Bobcat Stadium, Texas. There was an audible buzz in the stadium as the time on their tickets approached. At exactly 8 o'clock, the stadium's floodlights dimmed to complete darkness, and the crowd erupted.

Fozzy's song, Judas started to blare over the stadium's speakers and the crowd went wild again! A single floodlight lit up, casting a spotlight on the entrance way.


Chris Jericho, who had been playing the heel so much all over the world in recent years, instantly turned face simply by opening the most anticipated show so far in 2019. The fact that he paid homage to his old Y2J entrance didn't hurt, either.

Jericho stayed at the top of the ramp, and produced a microphone from his waistband of his tights.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
WELCOME! TO! TEXAS! IS! JERICHO!
The crowd went wild yet again! As they had been for over 20 years, they were eating out of the palm of his hand.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
All you Jerichoholics have to be wondering, who's the mastermind behind this new enterprise, and the simple answer is...

NARF POINT! IS! JERICHO!

Now, I'm not going to take too much of your time right now, I have a match to prepare for later tonight, when I will win my third different Intercontinental Championship in my third different company! We're going to crown our inaugural champions tonight, starting with our first ever Narf Point Tag Team Champions!

Now, without further ado, we're going to do the same thing we're gonna do every night...

Try to take over the world!
Judas started up again, and Jericho went to the back.










The Family (Bray Rotunda & Brodie Lee) vs "The Coollet Club" (Heath Miller & Zack Major) vs The New Age Demons (Pentagon Jr & El Hijo del Fantasma)
Vacant Narf Poit Tag Team Championships


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Per the rules of this match, one man from each team would be legal at a time. The match kicked off with Brodie Lee (FKA Luke Harper, or just Harper, in WWE), Heath Miller (FKA Heath Slater in WWE) and Pentagon Jr in the ring. As soon as the bell rang, Lee set off at a sprint and almost kicked Miller's head clean off! Miller rolled out of the ring and lay motionless on the outside as Zack Major (FKA Zack Ryder in WWE) jumped down off the apron to check on his tag partner.

This brought the match down to a straight-up tag team match, at least temporarily. Lee and Pentagon went at it, showing exactly what they're capable of in the ring, bringing the crowd to their feet on several occasions. After several tags back and forth, Pentagon hit Bray Rotunda (FKA Bray Wyatt in WWE) with a Superkick, then hooked Lee for the Fear Factor...

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Originally Posted by Joey Styles
And he hits it! This one is over! But... wait!
Miller slid back into the ring and rolled Pentagon up with a Schoolboy, but only got a near fall. Pentagon jumped to his feet and glared at Miller, which knocked him over in fear.

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Originally Posted by Pentagon Jr
CERO! MIEDO!
Clearly Miller wasn't feeling "cero miedo" as he completely froze, and this led to him getting worked over by the New Age Demons. As the Demons were double teaming Miller, Brodie Lee went to slide back into the ring, but Bray grabbed his ankle. Lee looked round, confused, and Bray signalled for a tag. Brodie tagged him in, and Bray dropped back off the apron, dragging Brodie out and sitting them both down with their backs to the ring apron.

Meanwhile, in the ring, Miller ducked a Clothesline by El Hijo del Fantasma (now to be known as EHdF for short) and hit one of his own. The crowd came alive, wanting to see Zack Major in the match for the first time. Miller crawled over... and he got the tag! Major came in like a house on fire, taking down EHdF, knocking Pentagon off the apron, and setting EHdF up in the corner for a Major Boot.

Three "woo" chants and one kick to the face later, and EHdF was out cold! That's when Bray rushed the ring, spinning Major round and hitting his trademark STO. He then dragged EHdF to his feet, kissed his forehead and hit another STO. Pentagon tried to climb into the ring, but Brodie sprinted across and hit a Big Boot. Bray pinned EHdF and after 11:10, we crowned our first Narf Poit Tag Team Champions!









Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Kendrick
When Chris Jericho approached me about this new venture and said I could have an open challenge, I couldn't wait! I signed a contract straight away, but that was before he told me I'd have to come to Texas to do it.
The crowd booed this, but Kendrick continued...

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Originally Posted by Brian Kendrick
I mean, the best thing about Texas is how far it is from my home in Virginia! What else is there to like? It's just a massive desert, everyone is uneducated... by the way, "y'all" isn't a word... and you're also all racist!
The crowd was utterly rabid by this point. People had travelled from all over the country to be at this momentous event, but there were still more Texans in attendance than anything else.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Kendrick
Anyway, I'm here now. So, let me officially declare The Brian Kendrick Open Challenge... open!
FEED ME!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
Oh... my... God!
Everyone in the audience jumped to their feet and looked at the entrance way as "Monster" by Skillet blared over the speakers. Ryback Reeves stood at the top of the ramp, and Brian Kendrick looked like he'd seen a ghost!








Brian Kendrick vs Ryback Reeves

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The match started as you'd expect: with Brian Kendrick outside the ring, refusing to get in. He spent the first minute or so wasting time, rolling in to break the referee's count only to immediately roll back out, and talking trash. Eventually, Ryback had had enough and gave chase, much to the delight of the crowd.

Kendrick slid into the ring, Ryback chased him in, and Kendrick started stomping away. Kendrick hit the ropes and threw himself at Ryback with a Running Crossbody Block... and completely bounced off him, bouncing across and out of the ring. Ryback wasn't falling for that trick again, and followed immediately, keeping up the pressure.

Ryback pressed Kendrick above his head and dropped him face first onto the announcers' table, threw him into the ringside barricades, and just generally mauled Kendrick, and the crowd ate it up, although a few of the impacts made the front row wince.

Back in the ring, Ryback waited patiently for Kendrick to get to his feet, and nearly decapitated him with a Lariat!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryback Reeves
FINISH! IT!
Ryback hoisted Kendrick onto his shoulders, marched around the ring, and drove him into the mat with the move now known as the Silverback Attack (FKA the Shell Shocked). Three seconds later, and it was over. The incredibly one-sided match lasted 7:54, but only because Ryback was having so much fun.









The Elimination Chamber structure was lowered to surround the ring, and the anticipation was palpable. Out first was Rhino, who took his place in a pod. Next was Matti Wild (FKA Tyler Breeze in WWE), who elected to take the pod in the opposite corner from Rhino. He was followed by Drew Galloway, who made a point of staring down both Rhino and Wild before taking his place in a pod. The final participant to have a spot in a pod was Thoruf Marius (FKA Erick Rowan, or just Rowan, in WWE).

Marius stopped outside the Chamber, taking in the grandeur of the structure in front of him... when Tyler Black (FKA Seth Rollins in WWE) attacked him from behind!


Black beat down Marius, putting the exclamation point on his assault by Stomping Marius' face onto the steps leading into the Chamber. The fans actually seemed sympathetic towards Marius, but Black didn't care. He marched into the Chamber and locked himself in the final pod, despite the referees reminding him he already has a match tonight.










Rhino vs Matti Wild vs Drew Galloway vs Tyler Black vs Jake Hager vs KENTA
Elimination Chamber for the Vacant Narf Poit United States Championship


Quote:
Jake Hager (FKA Jack Swagger in WWE) and KENTA (FKA Hideo Itami in WWE) started off this Elimination Chamber match. Hager tried to lead a "we the people" with the crowd, but Brian Kendrick's accusation of racism was still fresh in the minds of the audience, so they just booed. Hager looked at the crowd in disbelief, and KENTA pounced.

KENTA kicked Hager all around the ring, literally, much to the delight of the fans. Eventually, Hager managed to pick the leg and started working it over, obviously trying to kill two birds with one stone: setting up for a future Ankle Lock and weakening KENTA's brutal kicks.

After three minutes had passed, the first pod was randomly selected to be opened, and Drew Galloway was released! Drew walked up to Hager, who was motioning to him to double team KENTA. Drew smiled, then his face dropped and he headbutted Hager! The crowd cheered, but that soon died down when Galloway started stomping away on KENTA's already hurt leg.

Hager crawled to the opposite corner of the ring and unsteadily dragged himself to his feet by using the ropes. He turned to face the centre of the ring... and ate a Claymore Kick from Galloway! Three seconds later, Hager was the first man eliminated! As the referees opened the Chamber door to get Hager out, the next pod was randomly selected...

It was Matti Wild! Galloway got a sinister smile across his face, and Wild held his pod door closed so he wouldn't have to enter the match. Drew waited patiently, but had made the mistake of turning his back on KENTA, who recovered and kicked him in the back!

KENTA started laying in kicks on any part of Galloway that he wasn't covering, the referee's helped a still groggy Jake Hager out of the Chamber, and Matti Wild scurried out of his pod and out of the Chamber after Hager! Wild insisted the referees close and lock the Chamber door, and stood outside, jawing with the fans at ringside and watching the action in the ring.

In the ring, it was a hard-hitting affair. Neither Galloway nor KENTA was holding back, and colour commentator Don Callis speculated that Wild had made the best move of the match so far! As the match approached the 9 minute mark, the next pod was randomly selected...

Tyler Black was next! The crowd booed Black vociferously as he entered the ring and started to beat down KENTA. Black and Galloway looked at each other, Galloway smiled and Black jumped back to avoid a potential headbutt, but none came. KENTA had angered Galloway now, so he was happy to form a temporary alliance to hurt him!

For three minutes, Galloway and Black beat down on KENTA, cutting him off whenever he tried to rally back, but they were unable to put him away. At 12 minutes, the final pod opened and Rhino entered the match. Rhino ran in and hit Tyler Black with a vicious Gore! Drew Galloway grabbed Rhino, whipped him off the ropes, but Rhino ducked the Clothesline, hit the opposite ropes, then hit Galloway with a Gore! The crowd was going wild for "The Man Beast," when out of nowhere, KENTA lifted him onto his shoulders and hit a Go To Sleep!

KENTA covered Rhino and got the three count for the second elimination! KENTA then went back to work on Galloway and Black, making sure to keep both men down with kicks to avoid suffering the same fate he was before Rhino entered the match...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
GORE! GORE! GORE!
Rhino had recovered and nailed KENTA with a Gore out of nowhere, then went to leave the Chamber! As soon as the door was opened, Matti Wild scurried in and pinned KENTA for the third elimination! Matti ran back for the door, but it had already been locked behind Rhino. He stood by and waited for KENTA to be escorted out, so he could escape again...

However, KENTA recovered enough to deliver stiff kicks to Wild, followed by his second Go To Sleep of the match! KENTA then left the Chamber to a thunderous ovation from the crowd, and the door was shut behind him, locking Wild in with Galloway and Black, who were both slowly getting to their feet!

Realising what had happened, Galloway ran at Black and attempted a Claymore Kick, but Black dodged the impact, backed up and went for a Stomp, only for Drew to launch him into the air and catch him with a headbutt on the way down! Galloway began working over Black, throwing vicious stomps, punches and even grounded headbutts.

Eventually, Galloway backed up to the corner and motioned for Black to get to his feet, clearly lining up another Claymore attempt. As he was focused on Black, Wild slipped into the ring and went for a Schoolboy roll-up, but couldn't take Galloway off his feet! Galloway grabbed Wild by the head and lifted him up, placed him in position and hit a Double Arm DDT for the fourth elimination!

Drew got to his hands and knees, looked at the crowd and smiled... then got his head Stomped straight into the mat! Tyler Black had recovered and now was lying on Drew Galloway! One... two...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
Three! Oh my God! Tyler Black, who wasn't even supposed to be in the match, is the first Narf Poit United States Champion!









Chris Jericho vs Jon Good
Vacant Narf Poit Intercontinental Championship


Quote:
Jon Good (FKA Dean Ambrose in WWE) attacked Jericho before the bell, much to the chagrin of the audience, who were obviously enamoured with Jericho for being the mastermind behind NPW. Good dominated the early stages, looking a lot more like his former "Jon Moxley" self (minus the weaponry, because he actually wanted to win the Championship) than the watered down version wrestling fans had grown accustomed to the last several years.

Eventually, Jericho managed to fight his way back into the match, and the match became much more of a back-and-forth affair. Good went for the Double Arm DDT, but Jericho span out and leapt up for a Codebreaker, but Good grabbed the top rope behind him, dropping Jericho onto his back. Good then slowly leaned backwards through between the top and middle ropes and see-sawed himself back onto his feet, then grinned at the crowd, who booed him even more vigorously for the blatant reference to his WWE moveset.

While he was taunting the crowd, Jericho got back to his feet and hit and Bulldog, leaving Good in perfect position for a Lionsault! Jericho realised this, and leapt up to the middle rope... and stopped dead in his tracks, staring up the entrance ramp.


The crowd turned to look up the ramp to see Tyler Black walking cockily down the ramp, holding his United States Championship above his head! Jericho looked at Black incredulously, and suddenly got his arms hooked from behind, lifted up, walked into the middle of the ring, and...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
Hook And Ladder! We haven't seen Jon Good use that move in YEARS!
Good rolled Jericho onto his back and pinned him for the win at the 11:50 mark!







Tyler Black climbed up on the apron and into the ring as Jon Good received his Championship belt. Their eyes met, and Good smirked and walked past Black to leave the ring. Chris Jericho had rolled out of the ring on the far side from the entrance ramp, and grabbed a microphone.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
Tyler Black, you son of a bitch! I swore I wouldn't throw my weight around in NPW just because I run the show, but in one night you've managed to change my mind!

So, not only will your scheduled match with Claudio Castagnoli still go ahead as planned, but it'll now be for your nice, shiny, new United States Championship!
Black started shouting at Jericho from the ring, going ballistic until Castagnoli (FKA Cesaro in WWE) attacked him from behind!


Castagnoli was last seen as a heel by most wrestling fans, but his debut as a face was a complete success, as they wanted to see Black get his comeuppance!








Claudio Castagnoli vs Tyler Black (C)
Narf Poit United States Championship


Quote:
Castagnoli continued working over Black after the match officially began, using his incredible strength to throw Black around the ring like a rag doll. Spotting the referee out of position, Black caught Castagnoli with a low blow that stopped his momentum in its tracks and gave Black the upper hand.

Black never let up on Castagnoli from that point, using shortcuts such as eye pokes to prevent any attempts at a comeback. The turning point in the match came when Castagnoli was face down on the mat and Black hit a Running Senton across his back. Castagnoli grabbed Black and showed off his unbelievable strength by standing up with Black on his shoulders and delivered an Alpamare Waterslide for the pin to become the new United States Champion!







Castagnoli, clearly still feeling the effects of the match, slowly stood up and lifted the United States Championship above his head, when...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
Oh my God! That's Kevin Steen! He's due to compete for the Narf Poit Heavyweight Championship in a Cage match shortly! What's he doing attacking Claudio Castagnoli?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Callis
Maybe he just wants to get to his match, Joey! I know I can't wait to see him destroy PAC inside a cage! How does a guy like PAC get a Heavyweight Championship match anyway, Joey?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
I'll let you take that up with your buddy, Chris Jericho! After all, he's the only reason you got this gig in the first place!







Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
ENOUGH! I'm getting sick of everyone running around here, thinking they can do whatever they want! Steen! I'm going to make an example out of you! You are suspended indefinitely! No Heavyweight Championship opportunity for you tonight! Don't worry though, everyone! I have a very suitable replacement backstage, who I'm sure will be more than happy to take this opportunity!

Now, Steen! Get the Hell out of my ring!







PAC (FKA Neville in WWE) made his way down to the ring to a thunderous ovation, which he clearly enjoyed, and stood in the middle of the ring, eagerly awaiting his mysterious opponent...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
Oh! My! God! It's Shinsuke Nakamura!

PAC vs Shinsuke Nakamura
Steel Cage match for the Vacant Narf Poit Heavyweight Championship


Quote:
The two immensely popular wrestlers soaked in the adulation from the crowd as the cage lowered around them. Once the cage was down and the bell rang, they began pacing around the ring, circling one another. The crowd were eating it up, and they hadn't even stepped into the same half of the ring as one another yet!

Eventually, they locked up in the middle of the ring! The first couple of minutes were spent chain wrestling, until Nakamura got the upper hand and laid a stiff kick into PAC's chest. PAC flinched, looked at the footprint on his chest, shrugged and started circling the ring again.

Eventually, the pace picked up, as everyone in attendance knew it would. 10 minutes in, PAC took Nakamura down, climbed the top rope, and landed a Black Arrow! (FKA Red Arrow in WWE)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
ONE!

...

TWO!

...

NO!! Nakamura kicked out at two and nine tenths!
PAC was stunned. Nakamura was in a lot of trouble, but he just couldn't put him away. Then his eyes slowly climbed the cage, which brought the crowd to a fever pitch. They broke out into a "yes" chant, with PAC taking a moment to admire the sight of 25,000 people encouraging him to do something incredibly stupid.

And something stupid he did! He climbed the cage, steadied himself on the top, turned around, and leapt for another Black Arrow... and found nothing but canvas! Nakamura had rolled out of the way at the last second, and PAC hit the mat. Hard.

So hard, in fact, that his entire upper body bounced back up, and he knelt there, out on his knees. Suddenly, adrenaline gripped Nakamura, and he hit a Boma Ye (Kinshasa) to the back of PAC's head for the three and to become the first ever Narf Poit Heavyweight Champion!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Styles
What. A. Match! And what a show! Some of the wrestlers tried to derail it for their own personal gain, but I think the crowd still got more than their money's worth tonight!




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Stop the teasing.

When are you gonna' post the show? Craved to read it.
Grab some popcorn, I got a little carried away!
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Oh Man, I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the show. Damn that's good and also 2X change for Narf Point US championship.

Also Nakamura being the CHAMP makes it even more intriguing!!

HELLYEAH!!! FEED ME MORE SHOWS!!!!
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Oh Man, I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the show. Damn that's good and also 2X change for Narf Point US championship.

Also Nakamura being the CHAMP makes it even more intriguing!!

HELLYEAH!!! FEED ME MORE SHOWS!!!!
<3 <3 <3

Oh my God, I'm so glad someone enjoyed it! Took me hours to do that write-up! Thanks so much for the feedback!

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Interesting Idea!

The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
Comment: I am not sure as I think I am on with the correct team. Hehe.

The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
Comment: The Brain Kendrick should do a better job!

Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
Comment: Come'on Push Drew to the moon.

Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
Comment: Who's promotion is this now?

Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
Comment: A good wrestling match, yup!

Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
Comment: I am going with a draw, damnit!
1 point for the tag title match, plus I'm going to give you a point for the brave (and technically correct) prediction that neither Owens/Steen nor Neville/PAC would win the Heavyweight Championship!

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Oddly enough I remember this diary... probably because of the ridiculous name. Love the concept of restarting this.

The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
Comment:

The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
Comment:

Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
Comment:

Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
Comment:

Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
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Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
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Just the 1 point for the tag title match, but there was a lot of unpredictability on this card, for which I will be offering up an explanation soon...

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They're both words Pinky uses in Pinky & the Brain. You'll really need to get watching that show to do this promotion justice!
Hope you enjoyed the little reference I threw into the results!

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The Wyatt Family vs. The Coollet Club vs. New Age Demons
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The Brian Kendrick vs. ???
Comment:

Rhyno vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Erick Rowan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Hideo Itami
Comment:

Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose
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Seth Rollins vs. Antonio Cesaro
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Kevin Owens vs. Adrian Neville
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Another 1 pointer, but as I said above, this show was crazy unpredictable, for reasons that will be explained shortly!

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Predictions Results To Date

Terra: 2 points
Texasrangers13: 1 point
Rhyme1234: 1 point

Most predictable result:
Tag Team Championship match (3/3)
Least predictable results: Literally everything else!
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