DAVE Danger Zone TV
McGaw Arena (Tri-State)
Mitch: Hello and welcome back to the most extreme and violent action on TV. You... are now entering the Danger Zone, I'm Mitch Naess, joined as always by Phil Vibert and tonight, we have a huge main event.
Phil: Two of the biggest stars in DAVE at this present time go one on one as the Unified champ Eddie Peak faces Brass Knuckles champ Jack Giedroyc.
Mitch: What a huge main event and one thing is for sure, Eddie won't have Chris Caulfield to worry about, last week after Peak's brutal attack on the number one contender, Caulfield had to go to the local emergency room, suffering from some minor head injuries and we've been told, Caulfield will not be here tonight.
Phil: That's a huge advantage for Peak, as we know Giedroyc will have to keep an eye out for that weirdo Travis Century, you can bet he'll be lurking around.
Mitch: Well... uh....
"Sammy Looking for Trouble"
[Sammy Bach and Teddy Powell sit in their locker room. Teddy is quiet, keeping to himself, Sammy is talking on the phone to somebody]
Sammy: (On Phone) Great so when will you be here.... Perfect, I'll let him know... Okay see you then.
[Bach hangs up the phone and turns to Teddy]
Sammy: Look, man, I know you're upset over last week, but we won right. However, I did feel a bit guilty and I asked a friend of mine to come cheer you up. Here she is now.
[A scantily clad, blonde lady comes into the frame.]
Sammy: Teddy, this is Willow, and she is very... friendly.
Willow: Hey, Sammy never told me how buff you looked
[Sammy looks at Teddy and winks at him. Teddy sighs, puts his head down]
Teddy: Look Sammy, I understand you are feeling guilty, and I appreciate you trying to make me feel better. I accept your apology and I appreciate you trying to set me up with somebody so... nice, but I already have a women and you know that. I gotta get ready for my match, I'll talk to you later, nice to meet you Willow.
[Teddy then leaves the room and Sammy turns to Willow and shrugs]
Sammy: Well..... seems I've already paid for your.... services, I guess I'll use it.
Willow: You are my best customer.
[Willow begins to drop down lower, before we cut back to the ring]
Mitch: Sammy is a bad egg.
Phil: Hey, we all need our shoes shined at some point, it's Teddy's fault he missed out.
Mitch: Shoes shined?
Phil: Yeah, don't think you're better than the rest, your shoes get dirty too.
Mitch: How about we get into the action?
Mitch: Teddy can't get the win, but he put up a good fight.
Phil: Not good enough it seems.
Mitch: I guess Braun proved why he is one half of the tag champs.
Mitch: Yeah, go The New Wave.
"Hardcore is not wrestling"
[Alex Braun asks Tank Bradley to grab a mic and brings it into him. Braun pauses for a minute to take in the crowds boos]
Braun: Yeah, go ahead. Reign down the hate. I don't care at the end of the day, another one of your DAVE originals are crushed under my excellence.
Phil: Well, Teddy didn't exactly start here
Mitch: Yeah, but we accept him as our own.
Braun: My rise to the top of DAVE will be rapid much like RPW's rise. Tank and I will show you RPW's legacy, and we know what DAVE is like. Sitting at your desk twiddling your fingers and typing "I'm Hardcore" to each other on your precious hardcore wrestling forums, but newsflash, hardcore is not wrestling.
[Braun again pauses as the crowd becomes more volatile and louder boos reign out from the crowd]
Braun: It's just a reason for talentless hacks like The New Wave to consider themselves "wrestlers". When really, they are just ordinary, idiotic, untrained fools much like all of you.
[Braun points out to the crowd and turns in a circle]
Braun: One last thing, I...
"Defending DAVE's honour"
[At this point, The New Wave's music bellows around the arena to the cheers of the crowd. Braun and Bradley turn to the entrance way and ready for their opponents, however, Guide and Scout come through the crowd and attack The New Jersey Devils from behind. Battering them with big clubbing blows, Braun and Bradley roll out the ring and to safety. The New Jersey Devils back up the ramp shouting obscenities to the challengers]
Phil: It's rare we agree, but in this situation, we agree.
Mitch: Feels good.
Phil: No it doesn't.
Mitch: We know how good the Dread Lock is, and when Reed gets it fully locked in, it's usually all over.
Phil: No doubt at all, Mitch. Reed's Dread Lock is dangerous.
Mitch: I didn't think he could do it, but when you can beat somebody like Acid, you know there is something special about you.
"Never Give Up"
[At this moment, Emma Chase comes down to the ring with her client, Joey Minnesota. With his match on next this isn't much of a surprise, but she then grabs a mic.]
Chase: Hello everybody, my name is Emma Chase. The owner of the famous talent agency, The Chase Agency. And last week, my client was robbed. Everything was going to plan until Shawn Gonzalez got in the way. Mr. Minnesota was going to hit the Empire Spiral, get the win and go on to become the new Unified champion. We blame you Shawn Gonzalez. Unfortunately, Mr. Gonzalez got himself injured. So, my client is going to have to take out his frustrations on his opponent tonight. If we could.....
[At this point, static comes up on the titantron and static noise comes up around the arena.]
"From his Hospital Bed"
[At this point, a live feed from the hospital of Shawn Gonzalez comes up on the screen, the fans cheer as an ill looking Gonzalez appears on the screen. His stomach area covered in bandages with his hand on top of it, Gonzalez begins to talk]
Gonzalez: Whoa, whoa, whoa. If anybody should be pissed off right now, it should be me. I was right there, the Latino Crab locked in, Caulfield unconscious, that title shot was mine, but your client ended that.
Chase: My client didn't do anything wrong. He was making sure that he won. My Agency has corporate backers that must have Minnesota as the future of DAVE, and thanks to you that has been pushed back, he's destined to be a star and nobody can stop him.
Gonzalez: I'll tell you what, my prognosis means I'll be ready to go two weeks from now, this means I can fight at Counter Culture. You wanna push Minnesota to the moon? How about he faces me at Counter Culture? That'll prove if he's ready for prime time or not.
Chase: You know what, you're on. When Minnesota beats you, he will definitely prove he is ready to be a champ and my corporate backers will all that.
Gonzalez: Excellent, oh and Emma. Let me tell you, there's only one thing your corporate backers will see and that is that your client is most definitely not ready for prime. Good luck in your match, you're gonna need it.
[The feed cuts as Acid's music hits]
Phil: Well, Emma wouldn't have been able to get the DAVE's board of directors on board if he wasn't
Mitch: That's true but... wait a minute, you found out there's a board of directors?
Phil: No, I didn't
Mitch: I don't even know anymore
Mitch: Man, that could be a huge mistake by Giedroyc
"Concentrating on the prize"
[Walking to the ring, his Brass Knuckles title wrapped around his waist, Jack Giedroyc walks intimidatingly to the ring, a lady walks up with a microphone]
Interviewer: Jack, quick question, are you worried about Travis Century?
Giedroyc: Century will get my attention at a future date, right now, my focus is on my match. Eddie Peak is a big task, and if I can beat him I can put myself in the Unified title conversation.
[At this point, Travis Century appears in a dark red robe]
Century: Jack, you have been chosen. There is no way you can defy your destiny, it as been decided by a prophesy, a satanic prophesy. Our match at Counter Culture, it's outcome has already been decided, Lucifer will help me to achieve my goal.
[At this moment, Jack Giedroycs looks back at the interviewer, one eyebrow raised in disbelief]
Giedroyc: As hard as it will be to clear that kinda weirdness from my head, I'll have to.
[Giedroyc then turns to Century]
Giedroyc: Don't worry Century, you've peaked my interest but tonight I have bigger issues than you, so if you could excuse me.
[Giedroyc then pushes past Century and to the ring]
Phil: Course not, Century is a good guy, he ain't gonna disturb anything.
Mitch: Yeah cause satanic followers are usually full of cheer.
Mitch: Aw no, Century cost Jack a huge upset
Phil: The match was very competitive Mitch, we don't know what Jack was thinking, but he had it under control at that time
Mitch: I'd love to see this match again, Jack can beat Peak, he proved that today
Phil: I don't think so Mitch, Caulfield is the number one contender and Peak gotta get past him first.
Mitch: Well, Peak seems ready for Chris Caulfield. However, what he said, isn't going to sit down well with "The Hardcore American". That is all we have time for so from everybody here at DAVE including my partner, Phil Vibert. I've been Mitch Naess and we'll see you here same time, same place next week.
"You are the Establishment"
[After the match, Peak gets a mic and begins to talk]
Peak: People ask me time and time again, why did I attack Chris Caulfield? It's pretty simple really, he's a f**king lier. Chris Caulfield considers himself to be the very essence of the "anti-establishment", rebellious, revolutionary figure of DAVE. Yet, if there is an event for DAVE, who's there in his suit and tie to represent the company, Chris Caulfield. When somebody from the DAVE roster is asked to do a make a wish, who's there smiling for photo's Chris Caulfield. Everything Caulfield says he is, is a lie, he is the exact opposite. Whether you stupid people like to admit it or not, DAVE is an establishment, and who is the face of this establishment. None other than your precious Chris Caulfield.
[The crowd are viciously booing Peak, cheering "We Want Caulfield"]
Peak: Keep chanting, he ain't coming. When I see Chris Caulfield I see one thing, and that is the very thing that he hates. He is this establishment, but what do I care. It's this right here.
[Peak lifts his Unified title to the same level as his face]
Peak: This right here that dictates everything. Let Caulfield do the PR, let him do all the good stuff. At the end of the day, the thing that gives you power in this company is this belt right here, which means that I am the power in DAVE, I hold the power. When Caulfield is outside this arena, he can do what he wants, but he knows, once he enters this arena, I rule, with an iron fist.
OVERALL EPISODE GRADE: 69/C+
TV RATING: 0.47 (359,660)
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ATTENDANCE: 2,000 SELLOUT!
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ATTENDANCE: 5,000 SELLOUT!
MAIN EVENT: Tommy Cornell & Texas Buffalo def. Liberty & Painful Procedure 72/B-
TV RATING: 6.30 (4,729,110)
"American Wrestling" EPISODE GUIDE: 50/D+
ATTENDANCE: 2,000 SELLOUT!
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TV RATING: 0.75 (400,260)
P.S Thanks for Eisen-Verse for letting me use his format