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(This diary is my Homage to Infinitywpi and his costal zone warriors, may there deleted file rest in peace.)

My Name is Skid Shatner you can call me soup every one does. I used to be someone, but like many has beens I found I liked drinking, gabling and women, more appealing than hard work. Some how the desert sun of Nevada draws the scum of the earth to the top and broils it off. The chaff of humanity, such as we are, then tend to burn off and blow around in the hot desert sun.

If any one ever tells you slavery is dead, let them know that it is alive and well on the Las Vegas strip. I told you my vices. And one day fate managed to have all three bite me in the butt at the same time. I lost my shirt on the river, holding a pair of aces with a third showing. I went all in, how was I to know the nice lady across from me just completed a royal flush?

All in and no way to settle up my debt in the back of a place that would make a seedy casino look like the Belagio. Two big goons didn’t have to say, that when the lady asked how I was going to settle up, that breaking my legs was their preferred option. But when one Honey Golightly found out my former job was writing soap opera’s for the italian American immigrant community, she told me she had the perfect way for me to work off my debts.

That is how I ended up the bond servant of Honey Golightly and Babes of Sin City Wrestling. The following is the journals of my success, trial and tribulations, along with the wisdom I picked up while booking for BSC.
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So What rules did the queen of my new world lay down for her humble servant to follow? We had to be more prestigious in 2 years than we were now, and I could not loose more than the 75,000 dollars, all the money that Honey had already taken out my hide. How Big of her. Oh no Drug users, in this town that was like saying find a virgin in a whore house. and finally broke down losers are out, in fact all we want is healthy young specimens that score b- or better in resilience. Oh I’m sure those types are a dime a dozen in this town of glitz, glamor and hard living.

So we begin with the standard BSC roster:

Wrestlers (calling out their position on the roster is like telling you which cigarette was where in the pack, their identical and all smoke the same so who cares)
* Sister Beth Mercy (F)
* Dharma Greg (F)
* Charlize Angel (H)
*Alisone Capone (H)
* Kathy Neptune (F)
* Jen Neptune (F)
* Sprite (F)
* Officer Goodhead (H)
* Alexis Littlefeather (F)
* Vampella (H)
* Britney Hollywood (F)
* Roxy Kitten (H)
* Amy Galaxy (F)
* Power Girl (F)
* Nurse Hope Daye (F)
* Nurse Darla Knight (H)
* Annie Hitch**** (H)

Others (and I use the term loosely)
Sienna Deville (Managers)(H)
Honey Golightly (Owner and Announcer)(F)
Sara Silver (Color Commentator but to expensive to ever use)(H)
Skid Shatner (Authority figure)(H)
Heather Halo (Referee)(F)
Marilyn Stardust (Road Agent)(F)

The Teams
Bad to the Bone – Vampella and Alison Capone
The Neptune Twins – Jen and Kathy Neptune
Hollywood Magic – Britney Hollywood and Sprite

BSC Champion
Dharma Greg

BSC Tag Champions
Hollywood Magic

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Words to live by #1
“Don’t try to book a second appointment with a hooker you didn’t pay the first time”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday January 4th, 2007


Vampella comes out and hypes the crowd with free tee shirts “Beer Spill Necessary!” (right across the chest) (C)

Britney Hollywood and Sprite over Roxy Kitten and Annie Hitchc0ck to retain BSC tag Titles , in a foam party match. (D-)

Dharma Greg comes out and tell the crowd the title is where it belongs and it will stay that way. (D)

Charlize Angel comes out and rips Dharma Gregs robe off leaving her humiliated in her skivvies. (C-)

Charlize Angel over Alexis Littlefeather with in an evening gown match when she pulls out scissors and slices the dress right off. (D)

Who’s hotter contest round 1: hosted by Soup, we have the sister’s facing off Jen Neptune is voted hotter than her sister Kathy by the crowd. (C)

Alexis comes back out and pumps the crowd with more free T’s (C)

Charlize Angel knocks her down on the way into the ring, Dharma you aren’t worthy of the BSC title, you just to goody goody for it. (D)

Dharma Greg defends the honor of the BSC title against Alison Capone. (E)

Attendance: 111
Ratting: E+

Next time: the Ladies of BSC continue to impress. We are going to have to talk to them about that.

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Awesome! If there is anything better than a BSC dynasty, I don't think I want to know what it is.
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Words to live by #2:
“Beer before liquor never been sicker, but remember you can drink through the pain”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday January 11, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts “BSC: It’s cooler in the shade! It’s hotter in the Dark!” (C)

The Neptune Sisters defeat Vampella and Roxy Kitten in a Bra and panties elimination match. (D)

Then Neptune sisters call out the current tag champs, Hollywood Magic (Britney Hollywood and sprite) but end up arguing about who should have won in ‘whos hotter’ last week. (D-)

Alison Capone makes an open challenge (D)

Sister Beth over Alison Capone, In what passes for a real match in BSC. (F+, the crowd hates the sister)

Alexis Littlefeather comes out with more shirts. (C+)

Who’s hotter Contest Round 2: hosted by soup, Alison Capone is winning until Charlize angel comes out and rips off Dharma Gregs robe, she immediately becomes the fan favorite! (D+)(C)

Honey Golightly comes out and announces our main event, Dharma Greg and Alexis Littlefeather vs Charlize Angel and Annie Hitch****, in an evening gown match to teach the two ladies a little class! (E+)

Charlize Angel picks up the strip victory over Dharma Greg, as she’s become so good at ripping off Dharmas outer wear. (D)

Attendance: 107
Rating: D-

Next Time: We wouldn’t try ‘real’ wrestling in the main event, would we?
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Words to live by #3:
“’No officer I made sure to drink myself sober before leaving the party’ is never a good way to start a traffic stop.”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday January 18, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts “BSC: The Neptune Sisters, the perfect ‘Twin Peaks’ ” (C-)

Neptune Sisters come out and challenge Hollywood magic. (D)

Hollywood Magic comes out and beats down the Netune Sisters. (E)

Hollywood Magic defeats Nurse Darla Knight and Officer Goodhead (D-)

Charlize Angel comes out and demands a chance at the BSC title. (D)

Charlize Angel over Nurse Hope Day in a Hot tub match (white t-shirts loser ends up in a hot Tub) (D-)

Alexis Littlefeather comes out with more shirts. (C-)

Who’s hotter Contest Round 3: hosted by soup Nurse Hope Daye over Nurse Darla Night though the crowd is almost evenly split. (D-)

Dharma Greg responds to Charlize Angel, you will never get a shot at my title belt! (D+)

Charlize comes out and once again disrobes Dharma (C)

Dharma Greg over Vampella to retain the BSC title. (E)

Attendance: 129
Rating: E+

Next time: Well that went over like a lead balloon. Let’s see if we can do it again! (don’t ask what the ladies can do with a lead balloon)
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Words to live by #4:
“There is no such thing a hot streak, there’s just a point at which the casino feels guilty about how much they’ve won. Don’t worry their guilt passes.”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday January 25, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts “BSC: There are no Good Girlz here!” (C)

Hollywood Magic tells the Neptune Sisters they can have their title shot. (D-)

The Neptune Sisters storm the ring, but Hollywood Magic takes them out and the attack fails (E+)

Nurse Darla night defeats Nurse Hope day. (E)

Alison Capone Places and open Challenge, Amy galaxy accepts (D-)

Alison Capone over Amy galaxy in a foam party street fight (E+)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots more T’s (C-)

Who’s hotter Contest Round 4: hosted by soup, Charlize Angel Barley defeats Alexis Littlefeather by spraying her with a hose ruining her hair and make up. (C-)

Dharma Greg comes out and Floors Charlize Angel (E+)

Honey Golightly makes Dharma vs Charlize for Next week! (D-)

Dharma Greg over Vampella in a diva rematch. (D)

Attendance: 130
Rating: D-

Next time: So eight Hot ladies, have been whittled down to four smoking hot ladies, can we handle the group of three?
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Words to live by #5:
“No matter how much water you see in the casino pool, remember you’re in the desert, none of it is drinkable!”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday February 4, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts Front “BSC: Sex Sells!” back: SOLD (C)

Honey Golightly announces Tag title match for next week, Hollywood Magic to take on the Neptune Twins. (E+)

Hollywood Magic over the Nurses, when the nurses start to argue among themselves (D-)

Charlize Angel Talks about how much she deserves this title shot, tonight. (C-)

Alison Capone places another open challenge (D)

Alison Capone over Power Girl in a foam party street fight. (D-)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots off more T’s (C-)

Who’s hotter Finals round 1: hosted by soup Charlize Angel and Dharma Greg start brawling and tearing off each others clothes and the crowd goes crazy, Jen Neptune works the crowd, so Nurse hope day ends up getting the axe this week. (D+)

Dharma Greg hypes the impeding bout (C-)

Charlize Angel takes the title off of Dharma Greg, in a Bra and panties match, after Dharma strips Charlize, but charlize takes bra off and the Referee awards Charlize the match. (D)

Attendance: 127
Rating: D

Next time: Negotiating in the desert is tiring work, but it’s far more fun that in the freezing snow of Michigan. Who did BSC sign?
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Words to live by #6:
“While the pirates in the production out front aren’t real, the ones running the casino are!”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday February 11, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts Front “Moscow Connection: We love to HOOK UP!” (C)

Alison Capone comes out and makes another open challenge Sister Beth accepts. (D)

Alison Capone over Sister Beth in a foam party street fight. (E+)

Moscow Connection (Agent 69 and Nidia Snow) challenge anyone to a fight (E+)

Moscow Connection over Officer Good Head and Roxy Kitten (E+)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots off more T’s (C-)

Who’s hotter Final’s round 2: hosted by soup, Charlize Angel and Dharma Greg proceed to the final round when the two ladies strip each almost bare. Jen Neptune is out. (C)

Dharma and Charlize continue the cat fight (D+)

Hollywood Magic defeat the Neptune Twins to retain the tag gold. (D-)

Attendance: 182
Rating: D-

Next time: so you met two of our newest hot bods, but is that every one Soup signed?
Note:
new tag team

Moscow Connection (Agent 69 and Nidia Snow)
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This is a good attempt at BSC, and it looks like you are already improving the standard ratings by making it more about the sex sells skits than the matches.

Kudos to going farther than any BSC diary has so far. Keep it up!
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Agent 69 is a good choice for BSC. First of all her name is perfect =)
And more importantly she has good skills to help improve the rest of the roster
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Words to live by #7:
“No matter how she tries to explain the bulge and back door being better, just walk away.”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday February 18, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts Front “BSC: Sin is In” (C)

Charlize Angel comes to the ring to show off her new title.(D)

Agent 69 defeats Kathy Neptune in divas match with nidia’s help. (E+)

Officer Goodhead and Roxxy kitten announce they are now Above the Law! (E+)

Hollywood Magic over Above the Law in an indecent exposure match. (bra and panties) (D)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots off more T’s (C-)

Who’s hotter Final’s round 3: hosted by soup, Dharma Greg and Charlize angel wind the crowd up so much, soup is forced to say that the contest will continue next week. (C)

Charlize and Dharma once again end up in a cat fight. (C-)

Alison Capone over Dharma Greg in a number one contenders foam party street fight. (D-)

Attendance: 195
Rating: D

Next time: Will we finally see who wins Miss BSC, in the who’s hotter contest? Or will the draw continue?

Note: Also signed
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Geena the warrior princess (but to expensive to use at this point)
Other
Miss Information (currently a manager)
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Words to live by #8:
“They say ‘sex sells’ but please remember even in Vegas selling sex is still illegal with out the proper license.”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday February 25, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts Front “Charlize Angel: she didn’t just fall from grace, she went down on it too!” (C)

Dharma Greg, I don’t care that Alison beat me, I’m still the number one contender. (D)

Vampella defeats power Girl in an evening gown match. (D)

The Neptune twins are out again demanding another shot at the tag titles. (D)

The Moscow Connection blind sides the Twins, “If you want a shot, prove to us you deserve one!” (F+)

Moscow Connection over The Neptune Twins in a Hot Tub match, when agent 69 uses special agent hairspray to blind Jen Neptune. (E+)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots off more T’s. (C-)

Who’s hotter Finals round 4: hosted by soup, The lead with the audience goes back and forth, but finally soup is forced to declare Dharma Greg your hottest Babe of Sin City, and Charlize angel the loser. (C-)

Charlize Angel takes it out on Dharma, by once again pulling her robe off. (C-)

Charlize Angel defends her title with an easy victory over Amy Galaxy in a mud match. (D-)

Attendance: 218
Rating: D

Next Time: Will some one with Real Wrestling Talent Debut?
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Words to live by #9:
“If the cover is a two drink minimum, ask if how much the water costs.”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday March 4, 2007


Vampell comes out with free T-shirts “Dharma Greg: Good Girlz work Harder” (C+)

Hollywood Magic comes out and runs down the Neptune Twins.(E+)

The Neptune Twins defeat Above the Law in an evening gown match. (D-)

The Neptune Twins pick up microphones and run down Hollywood Magic for not giving them another title shot. (D)

I’m Stephanie Wade, and my crummy agent didn’t tell me this hell hole was a strip joint, he said it was the home of the “hottest” womens wreslting in the country. (E-)

Nurse Hope Daye and Nurse Darla Knight come out and tell Steph to like it or Hump it back home. (E-)

Two on one Diva bout ensues Stephanie Wade Defeats both nurses with authority. (E)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots off more T’s. (C-)

Dharma Greg comes down to Demand her title Rematch, now that she is BSC’s Hottest babe. (C-)

Charlize Angel to the crowds satisfaction comes out and disrobes Dharma. (C-)

Charlize Angel defeats Alison Capone in a diva match when Dharma botches a pillow shot to Charlize Angel. (D-)

Attendance: 203
Rating: D-

Next time: What will Alison Capone have to say about her loss? And could a the real wrestler Stephanie Wade have a real impact on BSC? And who want’s their contract extended?
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Words to live by #10:
“The legality of double parking in front of a casino is directly related to the value of the vehicle, a hooptee will be towed on site, a Bentley will be waxed and washed for the owner.”

Live from Piper’s Casino BSC Presents: Wonderland
Thursday March 11, 2007


Vampella comes out with free T-shirts “What does Sister Beth Mercy have on under the Habit, NOTHING!” (C)

Alison Capone comes out and demands a rematch with Charlize Angel, and in Alison’s preferred match, a Foam Party Street Fight. (D+)

Stephanie Wade comes out and blind sides Alison, you won’t get a shot, that’s my title (E-)

The Nurses come down and Blind side Steph, leading to our tag team main event (F+)

Moscow Connection over Above the Law in a Lingerie blow out match. (E+)

Moscow Connection Demand a shot at the tag titles. (E)

Alexis Littlefeather shoots off more T’s. (C)

Alexi Littlefeather beats Annie Hitchc0ck in an indecent exposure match (D-)

Charlize Angel Comes out and says she will defend the title next week, against her hand picked opponent. (C-)

For a change of pace Charlize ends up in her under garments, when Dharma Greg turns the tables on her. (C)

Alison Capone grudgingly picks up the win with Stephanie Wade over the Nurses (E)

Attendance: 203
Rating: E+

Next time: Will Stephanie Wade and Alison Capone be able to determine who the number once contender is? And will our ratings slide continue?

Note: we gladly extended Sprites contract she is now making $125 a show.
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