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- Live From C.A.N.N. from Great Lakes (USA) in front of 16,000 people -
[Our SWF Supreme TV commentating team: Emma Chase and Duane Fry open the show after the traditional pyro, explaining that this is the SWF Christmas Clash 2016 fallout show, happening in front of 16,000 folks in a sold out arena in Michigan as well as millions of folks watching at home. In our last pay-per-view of the year, BAR member Remo retains his title in a brutal match against Rogue and Angry Gilmore. BAR member, Bear Bekowski retains both his SWF North American title and winning streak, scoring the upset on Jack Bruce. Hero Squad retains the title against The Platinum Blondes. Joe Sexy and Huey Cannonball defeat Steven Parker and Mikey Lau, which means Huey is still in the BAR. Team Champagne defeated Team Eisen. Lastly, Brandon James made Joey Morgan bleed in a nasty first blood match, due to Krissy Angelle's help. Right before they continue, the most dominant stable in SWF, The BAR's theme plays and the group make their way down to the ring in a sea of boos.]
PROMO: BAR Opening Show; Challenging For Tag Titles
PARTICIPANTS: Marat Khoklov, Huey Cannonball, Bear Bekowski, Remo, Captain Atomic & Jungle Lord
STORYLINE: SWF BAR Vs Resistance (Major)
[The BAR enters the ring, and at first soaks the heat rained upon them by these SWF fans. The camera pans past the 7-foot giant Marat Khoklov, SWF North American champion Bear Bekowski, SWF World Heavyweight champion Remo and former SWF Tag Team champion Huey. Remo, the leader, would explain that SWF Christmas Clash was a success for his group, because every match that involved them, had the BAR winning. He would verbally pat Bear and Huey's back for their wins against Bruce and Lau/Parker respectively. He would then go on to trash Jack Bruce, which the crowd did not like at all. He called the rockstar washed up, as Bear Bekowski, less than six months out of RIPW has managed to defeat the biggest star in sports entertainment. Bekowski would add that he didn't even break a sweat, as the Christmas Clash replay is shown. Bear explains that no matter who is in front of him, he will not lose, and even if that is one of the top guys in the company, that just makes it even better. Huey would explain that with Joe Sexy's assistance, he took down the brightest up-and-coming stars in SWF: Steven Parker and Mikey Lau. They would show a replay of Cannonball specifically getting a win. Remo would make sure to also note that now that Jefferson Stardust is out of the BAR, they can fully dominate SWF going into 2017. The last replay they'd show is actually from Supreme TV, the night after their November pay-per-view "Break Like The Wind", the BAR would demolish their former partner Jefferson Stardust, injuring him and splitting up The Awesomeness. Bear Bekowski would say that he always thought of Jefferson as the weak link and admits to enjoying snapping his leg like the wind.
Remo would calmly but smugly end all of the bragging and celebration, by declaring their new mission in recapturing all of the gold. Since both the North American and World title is held by a bar member, that leaves the tag title belts, which are held by the duo that beat Jefferson and Cannonball, when they were a team: Hero Squad (Jungle Lord and Captain Atomic). They warn the Hero Squad that there is a lot of pain coming their way, so they can either give it up tonight or give it up at the next pay-per-view: When Hell Freezes Over.
After a moment, Hero Squad come out, and soak in the pop, with the commentators reminding everyone at home that they defended their championships successfully against The Platinum Blondes. Jungle Lord goes on a wild tirade about not caring how many title belts you have, to Lord, the BAR won't ever get a chance to touch these tag titles if he has anything to say about it. Atomic would add that the only thing freakish about the BAR is the amount of *** they had to kiss, to try and get a title match tonight, and he's radioactive. Unfortunately, as the champions, you only get to compete for these belts with a number one contenders match, and considering that there is no such match scheduled tonight, there won't be a tag team championship match. The crowd had mixed feelings towards that statement, until Atomic finished his peace. Atomic states that although there won't be a title match tonight, Lord and himself will gladly beat the crap out of them tonight, in that ring they are standing in.
The BAR huddle up, for a short moment, before accepting the challenge, letting Marat Khoklov and Huey Cannonball take them on in a tag team encounter to kick off the show!]
Grade: 91 (A)
|| Non-Title Match ||
|| Marat Khoklov & Huey Cannonball vs. Hero Squad ||
MATCH TYPE: Tag Team Match
REFEREE: Ric Young
RINGSIDE: Remo & Bear Bekowski (w/ Khoklov & Cannonball)
STORYLINE: SWF BAR Vs Resistance (Major), SWF Your Wild Side (Minor)
Starting this match off is Cannonball and Atomic, who do not hesitate to get ugly, as the two exchange hard punches, with Cannonball getting the advantage. He'd focus on making sure that he keeps Atomic on his side of the ring, often letting The BAR get hidden shots on his downed body when the ref was not looking. Huey would focus on the leg, with different holds as well as wringing the radioactive leg around the rope. A big moment happened when Jungle Lord finally got tagged after tons of punishment to Atomic, and Jungle Lord would dive out onto The Bar (minus Huey who'd be downed in the ring), but they'd successfully catch him before Marat drove him into the corner barricade. Lord would beat the 10 count, as the BAR drag his lifeless carcass into the ring, but he'd find the strength to kick out of a pinfall. Huey would get frustrated and tag in Khoklov, who'd show his raw power, athleticism and strength with tons of gorilla presses, giant steps, big boots and bear hugs. A hot tag to Atomic would happen when Lord rakes the eyes of Khoklov, with an obstructed view from the referee. The Radioactive Wrecking Machine would get the upperhand, actually taking the 7-foot giant off his feet. He'd go for a splash from across the ring, getting a massive pop from the crowd. The referee would count, but The BAR would have no more of this, Remo, Huey and Bear entering the ring and beating up the two for a disqualification.
Winner: Hero Squad via disqualification
Post Match: The BAR would continue to beat Hero Squad after the match was over, shoving away Ric Young. The Tag Team Champions would receive a flurry of punches, elbow drops and stomps, with the crowd going livid. Remo would back his crew away, barking orders, before Huey and Bar would go and get a chair and table respectively. Bear would set up this table in the center of the ring, as commentator Duane Fry would express how wrong this is. Emma would see the bright side in this, praising The BAR for sending a message that they are after the tag team gold. Marat would lift The Radioactive Wrecking Machine and wreck the table, with a nasty powerbomb. Lord would show some promise in trying to fight back, but the numbers game is too much and it ends sharply with a hard chair shot to the back of Jungle Lord. The tag team champion would hit the mat, rolling in agony before they walk away. Bear Bekowski isn't finished, as he grabs the leg of Atomic, and wring it, attempting to injure Captain Atomic the same way Jefferson has been out for weeks, but referees would end up stopping it, escorting The BAR out to the back.
Time: 7:09 (7 minutes)
Grade: 74 (B-)
Post-Match Grade: 97 (A*)
[Fry would hold his head in shock, stating that the tag team champions were destroyed unfairly, when they simply came out for a wrestling match. Chase would explain that the numbers game helps those who have more on their side and no one besides the ugly Atomic and ridiculous Lord would ever spent more than a minute with each other. Fry would argue that this display of power was disgusting, and they had nothing to prove doing what they did. Chase would retort by saying that on Supreme TV, you have to watch your back, especially when you have a championship and the most dominant group in SWF, has their eyes on it. They would switch gears to the back, as the camera cuts to Mexico's Biggest Superstar: Champagne Lover preparing for his match later. Jessie would step into the frame, tapping Lover on the shoulder, as the crowd gives Champagne a warm welcome.]
PROMO: Jessie Awards Champagne Lover With Title Oppurtunity
PARTICIPANTS: Jessie & Champagne Lover
STORYLINE: SWF Pay Your Dues (Major)
Jessie would congratulate Champagne Lover for winning alongside his team at Christmas Clash last week. She remains a woman of her word and asks what championship title would he want to challenge for. After a long thinking process, he would smirk and first, thank Jessie for acknowledging his victory. He would go on to also thank Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole, as well as Des Davids for leading Team Champange to defeat Team Eisen. The crowd would also agree that this was a great thing to happen. He would then explain that ever since coming to the SWF, his bag has been swapped for unmentionables, his car has been vandalized, and he nearly missed his flight, when an anonymous caller sent thousands of screaming fans to stall at the airport.
There's been animosity towards him from the veterans, because of the amount of work he's done in Mexico, and his leading role in Mexico's finest soap opera: Let's Make A Toast (in Inglés). There seems to be a small, but very loud consensus that Champagne Lover hasn't "paid his dues" and on that night, defeating the boss's son, and three other great competitors, only cemented the point that Lover is right where he needs to be. Sure, he didn't go to RIPW first, like Bear Bekowski, and unlike some others, he didn't spend 5 years in United States-made wrestling promotions, but the point is, he is now in SWF and he has proven that despite being given a tremendous opportunity, he's still a megastar. The crowd eats up every word in this promo that Lover smoothly delivers.
Lover would then say, that now that he's brought up Bekowski, they are a lot different than one may see. Bekowski, is a very ugly man. He'd make jokes about how rugged he looks, as the crowd enjoys it. Bekowski also started in RIPW before being moved up to SWF. Bear also is apart of The BAR, who just earlier nearly took out the champions. Now, while the World Heavyweight Championship belt is equally up for grabs, he plans to make a statement by declaring that Lover is challenging for the North American title at When Hell Freezes Over. His reasoning is that not only will he be taking the North American championship back to the SWF fans, and the people of Mexico, but he would also defeat the six-month win streak of one of the most dangerous men in the entire promotion...and if that isn't paying your dues, well then Champagne doesn't love you. Jessie would acknowledge his challenge and approve it, before leaving Lover to resume preparing for his match.
Grade: 82 (B)
|| Joe Sexy vs. Brett Biggins ||
MATCH TYPE: Singles Match
REFEREE: Shane Stones
STORYLINE: SWF Bitter Isn't Sexy (Major)
As the match gets underway, the ravishing Joe Sexy pummels Biggins to the ground, stomping a hole in him in the corner. The commentators do note that he has won at Christmas Clash, against Biggins' friends Steven Parker and Mikey Lau. Sexy's aggressiveness towards the lower tier guys would show, as he keeps Biggins either in a corner hurling tons of punches his way, his body pressed against the ropes, or whacking his leg on the ringpost. Biggins takes a massive amount of punishment before Sexy toys with Biggins' hurt body, posing to the crowd, showing off how great he is. The turning point would be when Biggins fights back, setting up for a B-B-Gun, before Sexy rolls out the ring, in a cowardly way. An actual scary point in the match, would be when Biggins when for a plancha, but got his foot caught, leading him to partly crash on the floor, as veteran Sexy caught him. It appears that Biggins was really off his game at certain points.
But while the referee attends to Biggins on the floor, Steven Parker would hop over the crowd barrier and attack Joe Sexy, but the ravishing one would reverse a whip into the steps, stomping a hole into Parker, before hitting a One Night Stand right on the floor, "flooring" Parker. He'd revisit Biggins who was just getting up and slide him back into the ring. Biggins would try for a surprise B-B-Gun but Sexy would counter it into a One Night Stand, and pin Biggins with Joe's feet on the ropes, making sure Brett wouldn't kick out, assuring his tainted victory.
Winner: Joe Sexy via pinfall
Time: 9:47 (10 minutes)
Grade: 72 (B-)
[Fry would explain that Joe Sexy has been on a roll since his infamous 'pipebomb' on the SWF roster, about the popular getting more popular, and the losers staying losers. A video recap would play, showing Sexy name-dropping Jack Bruce, Remo, Skull DeBones and Rogue, always headlining, while guys like Oliver Kobb, Robbie Retro, Brett Biggins and Hollywood Brett Starr stayed on the sidelines, barely lacing their boots to compete on many weeks. He used to be part of the 10% that people actually gave a damn about, but slowly management saw him less of a star, and more of a ticket for another guy to become a big deal. This infuriated him and by asking for his promo time, he buries Richard Eisen, Eric Eisen, Jack Avatar, SWF management and the people for not knowing who the real star is. He'd then get into a funny story about how Avatar got his job before his mic cut off, and he tore up the ring, attacked the announcers, ring crew and a fan, before being dragged away. Ever since, Joe Sexy has been much more aggressive with the younger talent, showing a bitter side towards those he proves not worthy. The recap would fade into the arena standing on their feet, as the biggest star in North America's theme plays and Jack Bruce comes out to a roaring sensation.]
PROMO: Jack Bruce Addresses Loss With SWF Fans
PARTICIPANTS: Jack Bruce & ???
STORYLINE: SWF BAR Vs Resistance (Major), SWF Avenging Evil (Minor)
As much of an ego Bruce has, he stated that he didn't come out here to drag out a long story. Yes, he was at a concert. Yes, he may have had some groupies. No, he will not admit to doing any substances, but he will admit that he may have some connections. But Bruce would not let any of these excuses define his loss. The odds have been stacked against Jack Bruce many times, even before he formed The Resistance, with Valiant and The Bumfholes [pop] and he has always come out on top eventually. Bruce would apologize that last Thursday, Christmas Clash 2016 was not one of those nights, as the a video recaps his loss. Bruce would say that although he hasn't taken down the behemoth Bear Bekowski's winning streak, that doesn't mean that he will stop kicking ***es and taking names, and making sure that SWF doesn't fall into the hands of the BAR [heat].
Before he could continue, Brandon James and his lovely manager Krissy Angelle would interrupt the rockstar. James would tell Bruce to cut the crap, because none of this has to do with his match later tonight. He'd remind the crowd that unlike Bruce, he won at Christmas Clash, and he doesn't plan to stop winning tonight. Bruce would interrupt Big Money, by saying that he knows about Angelle from somewhere. He'd think about it before accusing her of being one of the groupies that he slept with, the night before Christmas Clash, even going as far as to show the exact mark on his neck that Angelle allegedly left. James is furious, as the crowd roars. Bruce would then go on to say, that even if he lost at the Clash, he definitely scored on James' beautiful manager. Angelle, sharply cutting off Bruce, would deny all claims, a little flustered. She'd state that, the thought alone made her sick, and all jokes aside, Bruce should worry about getting other marks later tonight. Jack Bruce challenges James to fight right here, right now. James storms to ringside, and climbs onto the apron, with a hungry Jack Bruce waiting on the other side, before smugly dropping back down to the floor, laughing and walking to the back, exclaiming that he only does paid gigs. Bruce would lean on the ropes, watching the two walk away, and shake his head at the unanswered challenge.
Grade: 90 (A)
PROMO: Des Davids Interview
PARTICIPANTS: Des Davids (with Dharma Gregg)
STORYLINE: SWF Pay Your Dues (Major)
One of SWF's finest interviewers Hannah, would introduce Des Davids and his new manager, Dharma Gregg. Gregg would shoo off Hannah, before going into an intense promo, talking about how her client Davids, came back from a brutal injury that sidelined him for half of 2016. However, he came back and won for his team at Christmas Clash 2016, as part of Team Champagne. Jessie informed the pair that they have a shot at any title on the roster and luckily, the *hottest* manager in SWF has an opening for one other star, that wants to help Des Davids capture tag team gold. Who knows? Maybe this new super-group will rival the likes of The Resistance or The BAR? Either way, Gregg's done talking, as Davids is hungry for matches since he came back and he'll make short work of Frederique Antonio Garcia in just a moment.
Grade: 72 (B-)
|| Des Davids vs. Frederique Antonio Garcia ||
MATCH TYPE: Singles Match
REFEREE: Ric Young
RINGSIDE: Dharma Gregg (with Davids), James Prudence (with Garcia)
STORYLINE: SWF Pay Your Dues (Major)
Right before the match starts, Frederique Antonio Garcia and James Prudence have microphones, walking towards the ring, making fun of Davids' injury. Garcia states that the only team that should be going after the golds are The Platinum Blondes. Prudence would follow up, stating that no one would want to partner up with a raggedy guy as Des and hypes his partner to make short-work of the recently returned former football star. They start the match with Davids keeping an explosive pace, with tons of lariats, shots to the corner and even a top-rope dropkick, which sends Garcia out of the ring. The pace would hit pause near immediately, with a sneaky low blow to Davids, which sends Gregg into a furious rage. They'd beat the count back in the ring, as Garcia would respond with slowing the match to his pace, with rest holds and stomps. Davids would soon then get the upper hand after a greatly executed superplex which sends the recently returned SWF star out of the ring. This sends Prudence to get a cheap shot on the downed Davids. This infuriates Gregg even more, reaching her boiling point, as she argues with the referee. Garcia would get out the ring and hold the dazed Davids, as Prudence gets a chair. Unfortunately, as he swings the chair, Davids ducks and it hits Garcia instead. Davids would send Prudence into the steps and sends Garcia into the ring, as he lands a Quarterback Sack for the pinfall win.
Winner: Des Davids via pinfall
Time: 7:01 (7 minutes)
Grade: 77 (B-)
[Fry would congratulate Davids on a victory before switching gears into discussing how The BAR and The Resistance became two of the most explosive stables in SWF in 2016. A video recap would show Remo winning the most prestigious title in the world: the SWF World Heavyweight Championship for the second time (his last time being over 5 years ago). He would successfully defend his title against Skull DeBones as the main event of SWF The Supreme Challenge, putting the veteran on semi-retirement. Jack Bruce would also score a huge win over Rich Money, on Christmas Clash, but would lose to The Crippler (formerly known as The Lobster Warrior) at When Hell Freezes Over, after a nasty piledriver onto a chair sidelined the rockstar.
He would later return, on The Supreme Challenge, to save Valiant from having his leg tore off by an angry Crippler, helping the all-American Valiant score a victory on the grand stage. Remo would later on in the year recruit Bear Bekowski, a young behemoth, who dominated his way onto the main roster. Ever since, Bekowski has never lost a match, including his match with Bruce on Christmas Clash. He would also join forces with Team Awesomeness, who were the SWF Tag Team champions at the time, making a badass stable that holds nearly every championship. Bekowski, would defeat Joey Morgan to win his first SWF title, the North American championship. Each week, the crew would either win or take out the competition, until the hungry Hero Squad would defeat Jefferson Stardust and Huey Cannonball (Team Awesomeness) for the SWF Tag Team Titles. This led into Bear Bekowski, on behalf of the BAR, punishing the duo by crippling the one who took the pin: Jefferson Stardust, effectively sidelining him for the rest of the year. Ever since, Huey Cannonball has been put on notice to shape up, or he will end up like his friend. He would later prove his worthiness by joining up with Joe Sexy to defeat Mikey Lau and Steven Parker at Christmas Clash 2016.
Meanwhile, Bruce would look through the hallways and see no staff member nor wrestler walking around. The few he saw, stayed very silent and out of the way. He'd ask around to Angry Gilmore, Joey Morgan and Valiant, if they know anything about this, and each person leads clues back to the BAR. Bruce would save a young Marshall Dillon from being attacked by the group, effectively making him BAR enemy #1. He would ask around for help, and some would cower in fear, and others would not be interested, because it did not suit their personal interests. However, Valiant, who owed Bruce for his help, joined forces with The Bumfholes, who were already annoyed by The Awesomeness' actions to form: The Resistance. Since Jefferson was knocked out of the BAR, Remo upped his game by replacing Jefferson with the 7-foot-tall monster: Marat Khoklov, who destroyed The Resistance single-handedly.
The BAR's mission? Recapture the gold and maintain dominance in any way necessary. The Resistance's mission? Make sure that the BAR doesn't get too powerful and destroy the roster, and balance greed with fair and honest competition.]
PROMO: Jessie's Announcement For Angry Gilmore and Rogue
PARTICIPANTS: Jessie, Angry Gilmore and Rogue
STORYLINE: SWF The Better Man (Major)
Jessie would be standing in the ring, once the video recap is over and demand both Angry Gilmore and Rogue to get in the ring. The two would circle around Jessie, before Jessie warns them not to even think about it. The two have been battling each other for months, and unfortunately, we have not had a clear cut winner. At Break Like The Wind, the two reached a double knock out draw, and Christmas Clash, had the two lose to Remo. Jessie's tone sounds frustrated, as she's cut off by the scoundrel Rogue, who assures Jessie that he would have had the match won if this guy would have stayed out his way, but he decided that beating him up was much more preferable than a lousy belt. Gilmore would respond by saying that he doesn't recall being beat up at the Clash, but rather Gilmore tossing his *** up and down the ramp, into the crowd, back at the concessions and even in the parking lot. [pop] Jessie would stop the two from going any further by stating that she doesn't have time to hear them bicker. She declares that she brought the two out because her announcement revolved around the two. SWF is about entertainment, wrestling and stars. Both of you, while wrestling stars, can't seem to win many of your matches against each other. So just to prove that both Gilmore and Rogue can be winners in the SWF, she will be assigning the duo to separate tag team matches at When Hell Freezes Over and if either man loses, they will be fired. [huge pop] Rogue pleads with her not to do that and give him another match with Gilmore, swearing up and down that he will win. Jessie pries him off and steps out of the ring, dropping the mic, walking back up as Rogue follows behind begging more. Gilmore would stay in the ring shocked, as his career may be ending soon...
Grade: 85 (B+)
PROMO: The BAR Adresses Huey's Win From The Clash
PARTICIPANTS: Remo, Bear Bekowski, Marat Khoklov, Huey Cannonball and Joe Sexy
STORYLINE: SWF BAR Vs Resistance (Major)
The scene would glitch out into a dark room, as a low drone soundtrack swoons underneath the sound of a light bulb switching on. A roundtable of Remo, Bear Bekowski, Marat Khoklov, Huey Cannonball and Joe Sexy would show up, as Remo welcomes the members of the BAR to celebrate Huey's win. THey were very happy to know that they won't be kicking out Cannonball, as he has proven that he belongs in the crew just as much as everyone. The group would clap for him as he swaps spots with Remo, to give a speech. He'd go on about wanting to show dominance, and prove that he can hang with the best. He is a former tag team champion and can't wait to capture gold for the team. Bekowski would near-drunkenly shout-request that he would like Cannonball to focus on beating up that loser Jefferson Stardust. Cannonball appears visually shaken up by the request and dances around the topic in a way that pleases everyone. Joe Sexy would explain that while not a permanent member of the crew, he owes them and will return the favor any time you'd need him to, to the pleasure of Remo. Marat, as silent as usual, pops the champagne as everyone claps. They shake Joe Sexy's hand as he disappears into the darkness. It appears very happy and celebratory until Bear Bekowski flips the table effortlessly. They'd all look at Cannonball and assure him that although he has proven his worth now, that doesn't excuse the fact that he lost the tag titles, which should be his next mission if he wants to stay in the bar. The indirect threat would make Cannonball nod obediently, as the three then oddly switch back into being happy and celebrating as Huey can't shake the threat of him being in Jefferson's spot being at any moment now...
Grade: 100 (A*)
|| Champagne Lover vs. Remo ||
MATCH TYPE: Singles Match
REFEREE: Darren Smith
RINGSIDE: The BAR (with Remo)
STORYLINE: SWF Pay Your Dues (Major), SWF Bar Vs Resistance (Minor)
Remo dominates the first quarter of the match, with his raw power and skill. Despite being surrounded by his crew, should he ever order them to finish what he started, he is still one of the youngest worst champions in SWF history and extremely talented on his own. Lover wouldn't take this lying down, knowing that matches like this would help him gain credibility backstage and not just show him to be 'just a soap opera star' to the guys. He'd take punishment from Remo or any time the BAR would step in and kick out of each and every near-fall so far. One would come after a very stiff spear, that created a sharp slap that even the people in the front row would have needed to be stretchered out about. Anything that Remo gave, Lover would kick out of, which led Remo into throwing Lover outside. He'd set the biggest star in Mexico on the spanish announcer's table, getting ready to slam him through it, but Lover reverses into a Champagne Breakfast through the table. The crowd roars for this spot, with The BAR dragging Remo into a corner to help him up. The referee at some point would be knocked down, when the action returns to the ring, leaving Lover to hit a Lover Stunner on Remo and make the visible 3-count that unfortunately doesn't get picked up by the downed Smith.
This leads The BAR + extra help from The Pain Alliance to center around him, 1 v 5.
The Bumfholes + Valiant would come running down the ring as well, to even the odds and make this an all-out brawl that the referee does not see, being knocked down. Despite evening the odds somewhat, this still leaves The Pain Alliance to circle around Lover and try to keep him down, but Champagne would give The Pain Alliance all he has, fighting back. Kurt would exit the ring and get a chair, letting Remo hold a downed Lover. Kurt would set up and swing for Lover, but he ducks in similar fashion to earlier, and Remo gets clocked! The BAR would notice and slide into the ring, ready to kill The Pain Alliance, but they run out, with the duo running from the BAR, who are being chased by The Resistance. Lover would take advantage of this by going for a pin but Remo still kicks out, giving Lover one of the hardest matches of his career. They would exchange holds and slams, with Remo getting the upper-hand at one point. He sets up for a Destroyer but Lover rolls through with a schoolboy and steals the victory with a very quick pin! What an upset!
Winner:Champagne Lover via pinfall
Time: 18:46 (19 minutes)
Grade: 82 (B)
[Chase would insult Lover for winning with so much help and luck, calling it a fluke to win over the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Fry would respond saying that fluke or not, he showed a lot of determination and this surely had to have sent a message to the locker room that he's not just a pretty boy. The duo would recap the brutal First Blood match between Brandon James and Joey Morgan, which ended with Krissy Angelle getting into the mix and distracting the former North American champion long enough to lose the match. The video package would end on Morgan's disappointed face, as he gets treated by staff for his wound.]
PROMO: Skull DeBones Addresses Brandon James's Cheating On Clash With Krissy
PARTICIPANTS: Skull DeBones & ???
STORYLINE: SWF Avenging Evil (Major)
DeBones appears in the ring, wearing his traditional decorated robe, soaking in his usual massive pop from the crowd, being an SWF legend. After recieving a microphone, he would continue to talk over his horror-organ themed music, stating that Brandon James did not win his match at Christmas Clash 2016 fair. He states that every once in a while, he does come out to kick someone's *** to keep them in SWF line, as a favor from the boss, and Brandon James is headlining that list. He'd continue to state that as he continues on, as a legend around these parts, his last duty is to restore order in SWF, like the days when he was just making a name for himself. This includes breaking or behaving, when it comes to scumbags like Brandon James. Even though he's perfectly capable of winning his matches without resorting to dirty moves, he knows exactly why he allowed Krissy Angelle to get in front of him for the match. It wasn't about showmanship, or putting on a great show for this capacity crowd. It was about leverage, and getting another title shot oppurtunity. Well, DeBones will make sure that James gets his just desserts, as he *lines his grave*. He drops the mic before the lights go out and he's out of the ring again.
Grade: 91 (A)
|| Jack Bruce & Valiant vs. Brandon James & Rogue ||
MATCH TYPE: Tag Team Match
REFEREE: Darren Smith
RINGSIDE: The Bumfholes (with Bruce/Valiant) & Krissy (w/ Brandon James)
STORYLINE: SWF BAR Vs Resistance (Major), SWF Avenging Evil (Minor), SWF The Better Man (Minor)
The match starts off with Valiant and Rogue, two long-time rivals going head to head. Valiant gets the advantage, focusing on Rogue's back, weakening that part of his body, before he goes for a V-Split. The early finisher attempt fails, giving Rogue the advantage as James and Rogue would then trade spots often, putting a beatdown on the all-American. This brawl would spill outside on Krissy's end, as Valiant gets sent into the steel steps. The duo would meet the Bumfholes who are quickly told by the referee to not intervene. They comply as Valiant gets sent back into the ring. As the heels get heat on the babyface in peril, it comes to a shift, when Valiant and Rogue crash into each other, going for the same move. This leads into a hot tag from Jack Bruce who drops a running Brandon James with a discus elbow, before pushing Rogue off the apron into the crowd barricade. He sets up James for a New York Minute, but James quickly reverses it for a finisher of his own, dropping Bruce who kicks out at 2.9. They would continue exchanging advantage until DeBones' music would play, while Bruce was down. James would turn his back from the mega star to await DeBones, who appears to never show. Jack Bruce would try to score a rollup but James kicks out. When Rogue gets back into the picture, he takes his time, executing his revenge on Bruce, through holds and dirty tactics. The scoundrel would let Bruce tag in Valiant as he nearly gets his head kicked off from a surprising super kick. This sets up Valiant for another attempted V-Split and during this chaos, DeBones would come out of the crowd and pull Brandon off the apron, attacking him. While the referee doesn't notice at first, he counts the pin for Valiant, ringing the bell as the two fight outside.
Winner:Jack Bruce & Valiant via pinfall
Post Match: The BAR would scurry away when Resistance all pack the ring, alongside Skull DeBones who plans to send a message to Brandon James. Krissy is yelling for the duo to leave the ring. James looks at Rogue and they (by eye-contact) plan to attack The Resistance head on. They do a count and charge! Well...except Rogue actually runs out of the ring and up the ramp, leaving for the night, as James takes on the five members head on. They each pummel him to the ground before leaving his downed body, for DeBones. DeBones would step Brandon up for his finisher and lands a massive Skull Krusher as the BAR would watch the entire carnage go down, seeing the message that Bruce and his crew are far from defeated, as the credits indicate that is all for Supreme TV!
Time: 21:00 (21 minutes)
Grade: 88 (B+)
Post-Match Grade: 84 (B+)
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Writer's Note: This turned out much longer than I expected but I really enjoyed what it would turn out to be. Hope the format is fine! Also, the brackets in the names of the promos below are just to keep track that I cover each storyline properly.