EWA - English Wrestling Alliance (Cornellverse)

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London, the city,
Some of it's people are ****ty,
From Trafalgar Square, to all the rest,
But listen here buddy,
Whether thin fat or chubby,
It's a place you'll undoubtedly love,
We've got attractions,
We've got distractions,
A whole lot of business ahoy,
But I'll tell you the best thing,
It's gotta be wrestling,
In this good ol' city of ours!

There was a man named Ryland,
He wasn't from Thailand,
But instead this here city itself,
His first name was Dave,
He worked like a slave,
Until he had saved up enough,
He thought about his earnings,
Many profits worth turning,
But there was one business he loved,
That's right it's the best thing,
It's gotta be wrestling,
In this good ol' city of ours!

He looked in the phone book,
He asked his friend Mel Brooks,
He found all the staff that he needed,
They all had a party,
The secretary looked tarty,
In this good ol' city of ours!

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