"The League:" Season Five thread

[Jman2k3]

WEEK SIXTEEN: LONDON, ENGLAND (UK: South)
(Blood Stoppage enforced, No Ref Bumps Allowed, Regular style match)

ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (9-6, 16%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-8, 4%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (10-5, 13%) vs. The Phoenix (11-4, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (6-9, 19%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-10, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-9, 15%) vs. Diamond (9-6, 24%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-6, 12%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-11, 27%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-8, 12%) vs. Sebastian Moore (5-10, 28%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (5-10, 27%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-9, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (6-9, 31%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-6, 28%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (6-9, 33%) vs. Super Century (8-7, 26%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (12-3, 12%) vs. Master Imoka (10-5, 18%)
(If Triumph wins, he clinches the Omega Division title and a spot in the Championship)

[Derek B]

If Nuclear doesn't beat Phoenix then he's pretty much out of the running for the division based on head to heads with Phoenix and Diamond... I guess Nuclear had better win then, for Frankie if not for himself.

ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (9-6, 16%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-8, 4%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (10-5, 13%) vs. The Phoenix (11-4, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (6-9, 19%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-10, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-9, 15%) vs. Diamond (9-6, 24%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-6, 12%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-11, 27%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-8, 12%) vs. Sebastian Moore (5-10, 28%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (5-10, 27%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-9, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (6-9, 31%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-6, 28%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (6-9, 33%) vs. Super Century (8-7, 26%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (12-3, 12%) vs. Master Imoka (10-5, 18%)

[ShadowedFlames]

Pages should be updated, folks.

And to the one person who suggested a storyline thing for this week (you know who you are), I have not forgotten. We'll see how things proceed and if things fall into place, I will proceed with the plan.

[mjdgoldeneye]

The Second Rope Dropkick was countered into a Single Leg Boston Crab.

That must have been something...

EDIT: An artist's rendition

[Eidenhoek]

Originally Posted by mjdgoldeneye

The Second Rope Dropkick was countered into a Single Leg Boston Crab.

That must have been something...

EDIT: An artist's rendition

He could have just slammed the guy down then turned him over into one, like Jericho did with the Walls.

[Dangrel]

ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (9-6, 16%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-8, 4%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (10-5, 13%) vs. The Phoenix (11-4, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (6-9, 19%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-10, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-9, 15%) vs. Diamond (9-6, 24%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-6, 12%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-11, 27%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-8, 12%) vs. Sebastian Moore (5-10, 28%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (5-10, 27%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-9, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (6-9, 31%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-6, 28%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (6-9, 33%) vs. Super Century (8-7, 26%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (12-3, 12%) vs. Master Imoka (10-5, 18%)

[ShadowedFlames]

Show will likely be delayed a day due to work issues and mandated yard work here at the End of Nowhere (among other things). Kayfabe reason: London's O2 Arena was double-booked.

Prediction deadline pushed back a day to compensate; deadline is now Wednesday @ 8 pm EDT.

[CJAlex]

ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (9-6, 16%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-8, 4%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (10-5, 13%) vs. The Phoenix (11-4, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (6-9, 19%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-10, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-9, 15%) vs. Diamond (9-6, 24%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-6, 12%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-11, 27%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-8, 12%) vs. Sebastian Moore (5-10, 28%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (5-10, 27%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-9, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (6-9, 31%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-6, 28%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (6-9, 33%) vs. Super Century (8-7, 26%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (12-3, 12%) vs. Master Imoka (10-5, 18%)

Later
CJAlex

[moon_lit_tears]

Skabb (9-6, 16%)
Nuclear Templeton (10-5, 13%)
Dante Lorenzo (5-10, 15%)
Diamond (9-6, 24%)
Ian Carlisle (4-11, 27%)
Sebastian Moore (5-10, 28%)
Scott Stevens (5-10, 27%)
Robbie Maynard (9-6, 28%)
Super Century (8-7, 26%)
Johnny Triumph (12-3, 12%)

[ShadowedFlames]

Season Five, Week Sixteen
London, England
March 27, 2012

THE LEAGUE: SEASON FIVE, WEEK SIXTEEN

London's O2 Arena is sold out tonight as The League comes ever closer to yet another postseason. Amidst one of the most raucous crowds in League history, we go to ringside and our usual three-person commentary crew.

Bob Sinclair: Hello, everyone, and welcome to another week of The League! We're deep into the season now, with one division possibly being determined tonight and the other having a lot of people contesting for limited playoff spots!

Tori Montgomery: By the end of tonight, we could be looking at a much clearer playoff picture, at least in the Omega Division, where Johnny Triumph could clinch the divisional title and be assured a spot in the League Championship in just three weeks' time!

Frankie Garnett: I'm more interested in seeing the collapse of the fat man tonight, Tori. Your boy Phoenix is bound to start choking sooner rather than later, and we'll see that tonight!

Bob Sinclair: Folks, we're not going to waste any more time; let's head to the ring and our opening match of the night!

ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (9-6, 16%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-8, 4%)

The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats plays as a van painted red with the words "Pizza Wagon" on the side comes down to ringside. Emerging from the van, the former backyard wrestler is seen in his trademark Pizza Hut uniform and new tights that resemble a cheese pizza on the left side, and a shot of PM3 bashing the Noid in the face with a chair. Reaching into the van to pull out a Pain Pizza, he hands it off to one lucky fan at ringside before hopping over the top rope and entering the ring to the cheers of the fans in attendance.

Amelia Williams: Our opening bout this week is scheduled for one fall in the Alpha Division! Introducing first, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III!

Bob Sinclair: Do either of you have any ideas as to PM3's recent cryptic Twitter messages that have been showing up over the last couple of weeks?

Tori Montgomery: The whole "rule of three" thing? Best as I can tell, it's a reference to magic and sorcery, how the spell must be done three times in order to have full effect.

Frankie Garnett: Atheist much?

Tori Montgomery: And proud of it, thank you.

Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" blares throughout the arena as spotlights begin to pan over the audience, as if looking for someone. A dim red light shines on the entryway, revealing a hulking figure making his way to ringside, with two more men hiding just at the fringes of the spotlight, their eyes never leaving the form of the big man. As the refrain hits, the spotlights immediately focus on him as white strobe lights flash on the entrance stage. He slides under the bottom rope, his orange jumpsuit a stark contrast to most of the clothing in the audience as the song fades into silence.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Orange County Correctional Facility, weighing 289 pounds...Maxx Skabb!

Bob Sinclair: Skabb needs help to get to the division lead, but is in prime position to make the playoffs this season regardless.

Tori Montgomery: A win here will all but guarantee him a spot at this point in time; he could clinch later with a win and some help.

Frankie Garnett: Clinch? What is this, some MMA stuff? Give me a break!

Tori Montgomery: Oy....

Maxx Skabb hit the Punch
Maxx Skabb hit the Throat Thrust
Maxx Skabb hit the Stomp
Maxx Skabb hit the Knee Pull
Maxx Skabb hit the Face Stepping
Maxx Skabb applied the Choke Hold
Pizza Mask III moved and the Gorilla Press missed!
Maxx Skabb moved and the Seated Kick missed!
Pizza Mask III slipped out of the Overhead Fallaway Slam.
Maxx Skabb moved and the Back Kick missed!
Maxx Skabb hit the High Knee
Maxx Skabb hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes
Pizza Mask III blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Maxx Skabb used the Slit Throat Motion
Maxx Skabb hit the Headbutt To Groin
Pizza Mask III moved and the Butt Drop missed!
Maxx Skabb counters by fighting back.
Maxx Skabb hit the Shoulder Tackle
Pizza Mask III broke the Restraining Order.
Pizza Mask III hit the Kick To Gut
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Pizza Mask III hit the Dropkick
Maxx Skabb took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Maxx Skabb hit the Pump Kick
Maxx Skabb picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Maxx Skabb hit the Full Nelson Bomb
Maxx Skabb picks up Pizza Mask III.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Solitary Confinement.
The Prison Riot was countered into a Dropkicksault.
Maxx Skabb counters by fighting back.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Skabb Heart Punch.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Double Underhook Bomb. This is the second block in a row, and Pizza Mask III takes control.
Pizza Mask III hit the High Knee
Pizza Mask III picks up Maxx Skabb.
Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick
The Seated Dropkick was countered into a Low Blow With Cradle.
The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.
Maxx Skabb picks up Pizza Mask III.
The Lethal Injection was countered into a Dropkicksault.
Pizza Mask III hit the Rolling Senton
Maxx Skabb easily broke the Crazy Bread Twist.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Over Shoulder Backbreaker.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Cue 3 Days Grace! Maxx Skabb is starting a Prison Riot!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!

Bob Sinclair: That was all impact from Skabb there, and I'm not sure how PM3 managed to kick out!

Tori Montgomery: PM3's quite resilient, Bob. Look at how much punishment he's taken in the past, and is still going.

Frankie Garnett: Not to mention he being brain-damaged is the catalyst behind this "Rule of III" nonsense.

Maxx Skabb climbs the turnbuckles.
Maxx Skabb hit the Flying Double Axe Handle
Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Restraining Order.
Pizza Mask III hit the Running Hot Shot
Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles.
Pizza Mask III hit the Split-Legged Moonsault
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Maxx Skabb gets out of the way of the Anchovy Kick!
Pizza Mask III broke the Solitary Confinement.
Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick
Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles.
Maxx Skabb moved and the Flying Double Footed Stomp missed!
Maxx Skabb picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Pizza Mask III broke the Pumphandle Slam.
Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles.
Maxx Skabb rushed the Moonsault Press.
Pizza Mask III broke the Super Overhead Fallaway Slam.
Maxx Skabb counters by kicking Pizza Mask III away.
Maxx Skabb climbs down off the top rope.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Who needs CPR when Maxx Skabb can use a Heart Punch?
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of ten minutes and forty seconds...Maxx Skabb!

Bob Sinclair: And Skabb all but assures himself a spot in the postseason with his tenth win of the season!

Tori Montgomery: Skabb wasted little time tonight, and rolls on into a potential tie for second in the division with that win.

Frankie Garnett: Can we finally stop all of this nonsense about Pizza Mask being a playoff contender yet? PLEASE?

OMEGA DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (6-9, 19%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-10, 15%)

Three Days Grace's "Riot" hits the speakers to a chorus of jeers as the first Italian-born member of The League emerges from the back, ignoring the crowd in the arena as he mentally prepares for his upcoming match. Reaching the ring, he climbs up the steps and enters between the ropes, his face never losing a look of confident indifference.

Amelia Williams: This is an Omega Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Florence, Italy, weighing 291 pounds...Dante Lorenzo!

Bob Sinclair: A loss here will eliminate Dante from playoff contention, which is a far cry from winning his division last season.

Frankie Garnett: Then again, my mother could have won a division last season, given how many there were!

Tori Montgomery: Isn't your mother dead, Frankie?

Frankie Garnett: Exactly.

The opening to Rammstein's "Mein Teil" hits the speakers as the largest member of The League emerges, causing everyone with something that could even remotely be considered food to get away from the entranceway as quickly as possible for fear of losing their food...and at least a body part or two.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from der Schwarzwald, Deutschland, weighing 421 pounds..."Der Panzer" Rannulf von Krüshengberg!

Bob Sinclair: These two are no strangers to each other, given their usual tag team and the number of times they've faced each other in Europe over the years.

Tori Montgomery: Last season, Dante was the better of the two; a Rannulf win would flip that idea on its head for certain.

Dante Lorenzo hit the Elbow Strike
Dante Lorenzo hit the Eye Gouge
The referee warns that that was illegal.
The Knife Edge Chop was countered into a Toss To Corner.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Slap To Chest
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Knife Edge Chop
Dante Lorenzo blocked the Turnbuckle Smash.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Repeated Shoulder Ram
Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Body Scissors
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry
Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Elbow Strike
The Eye Gouge was countered into a Strong Open Handed Chop.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo.
The Strong Open Handed Chop was countered into a Punch.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Clubbing Blow
Dante Lorenzo hit the European Uppercut
Dante Lorenzo hit the Eye Gouge
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Knife Edge Chop
Dante Lorenzo hit the Punch
Dante Lorenzo hit the Roundhouse Punch
Dante Lorenzo hit the Inverted Atomic Drop
Rannulf von Krüshengberg broke the Short Arm Clothesline.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Headbutt To Groin
The referee was not happy with that move.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Mounted Punch Flurry
Dante Lorenzo rushed the Stalk Grounded Enemy.
The Discus Clothesline was countered into a Throat Thrust.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo.
Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick!
Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg whips Dante Lorenzo into the ropes.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Sidewalk Slam
Dante Lorenzo slipped out the back of the Teutophobia.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Neckbreaker.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Diving DDT.
The Speisekarte-wheel Kick was countered into a Running Clothesline.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Mounted Punch Flurry
Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by fighting back.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Powerbomb
Dante Lorenzo moved and the Teutophobia missed!
Dante Lorenzo hit the Roundhouse Punch
Rannulf von Krüshengberg broke the Short Arm Clothesline.
The Speisekarte-wheel Kick was countered into a Running Clothesline.
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Discus Clothesline
Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by fighting back.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb
Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg throws Dante Lorenzo to ringside.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg leaves the ring.
The referee begins counting the competitors out.
The Teutophobia was countered into a Low Blow.
The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop
The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.
Dante Lorenzo rolls Rannulf von Krüshengberg back into the ring.

Bob Sinclair: Dante wants to win this one fairly, and not deal with the possible countout shenanigans.

Frankie Garnett: There should be no countouts. Hell, there aren't any DQ's anyway!

Tori Montgomery: Technically there are, but we haven't had one yet....

Dante Lorenzo hit the Seated Knuckle Punches
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind.
Dante Lorenzo whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg into the ropes.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Sidewalk Slam
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry
Dante Lorenzo drags Rannulf von Krüshengberg back into the ring.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Discus Clothesline
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Strong Open Handed Chop missed!
Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Slamburger.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry
Dante Lorenzo drags Rannulf von Krüshengberg back into the ring.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Roundhouse Punch
Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by fighting back.
The Speisekarte-wheel Kick was countered into a Spinebuster.
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg.
The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Bodyslam.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Seated Knuckle Punches
The referee was not happy with that move.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Big Legdrop
Dante Lorenzo counters by fighting back.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Discus Clothesline
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg.
The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Samoan Drop.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg just defied the laws of physics with a Speisekarte-wheel Kick!
Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Dante Lorenzo.
Dante Lorenzo recovers and stands up.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg leaves the ring.
The referee begins counting the competitors out.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg gets into the ring.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg leaves the ring.
The referee begins counting the competitors out.
The Gutwrench Powerbomb was countered into a Elbow Strike.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Post Smash
The referee warns that that was illegal.
The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry
The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.
Dante Lorenzo gets into the ring.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg easily makes it back into the ring before the count out.
Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Open Handed Chop
Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Big Legdrop missed!
Dante Lorenzo moved and the Big Legdrop missed!
Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg.
Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry missed!
Dante Lorenzo experiences the awful taste of the Slamburger!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of sixteen minutes and thirty seconds... Rannulf von Krüshengberg!

Bob Sinclair: And Rannulf costs his tag partner a shot at the playoffs this season!

Tori Montgomery: Rannulf still has a chance, though. A slim chance, granted, but—

Frankie Garnett: Stop being prejudiced about his weight, Tori!

Tori Montgomery: ....

ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-9, 15%) vs. Diamond (9-6, 24%)

Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" hits the speakers as the first Canadian to enter The League emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease as he steps onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Climbing onto the turnbuckles, he raises an arm in the air and drinks in the cheers of the crowd before dropping back to the mat and preparing for his match.

Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from London, Ontario, weighing 233 pounds...Jack Lightning!

Bob Sinclair: Lightning enters this week outside the top five, but has a chance to make the playoffs if he can pull a win out tonight.

Tori Montgomery: I'm not sure I like his odds tonight.

Frankie Garnett: No one likes his odds any night. Why else would Vegas continually make him a 10-1 long shot to win?

"Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds...Diamond!

Bob Sinclair: Much like her tag partner earlier on, a win will all but guarantee Diamond a playoff spot.

Tori Montgomery: I think she's got a shot at it. I doubt she can make up the deficit and reclaim the division lead, but the playoffs are almost a given at this rate.

Frankie Garnett: Talk about favoritism. Can you get any more blatant, Tori?

Jack Lightning hit the Foot Stomp
Jack Lightning hit the Jab Punch
Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick
Jack Lightning hit the Stomp
Jack Lightning applied the Rear Chinlock
Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar
Jack Lightning hit the Fist Drop
Jack Lightning hit the Stomp
Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar
Jack Lightning hit the Knee Drop
Jack Lightning hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Diamond moved and the Rolling Senton missed!
Diamond hit the Stomp
Diamond hit the Face Rub
Diamond hit the Senton
Jack Lightning blocked the Face Stepping.
Jack Lightning recovers and stands up.
Diamond hit the Side Headlock Takedown
Diamond hit the Stomp
Jack Lightning moved and the Rolling Senton missed!
The La Magistral Cradle was countered into a Low Blow.
The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.
Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin
Jack Lightning moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed!
Diamond moved and the Flip Legdrop missed!
Jack Lightning moved and the Basement Dropkick missed!
The Leg Lariat was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
Diamond hit the Women's DDT
Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin
Jack Lightning blocked the Florentine.
Jack Lightning moved and the Slingshot Legdrop missed!
The Rolling Senton was countered into a Legsweep Kick.
Jack Lightning moved and the Arabian Press missed!
Jack Lightning picks up Diamond from behind.
Jack Lightning grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee
Jack Lightning picks up Diamond from behind.
Jack Lightning hit the Running Dropkick
Jack Lightning hit the Rolling Senton
Jack Lightning grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Jack Lightning picks up Diamond.
Diamond moved and the Springboard Rana missed!
Jack Lightning blocked the 24 Carat Kiss.
And Lightning's jaw just got jacked up!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Jack Lightning broke the 24 Carat Kiss.
Jack Lightning hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Diamond counters by fighting back.
Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.
Jack Lightning shook the ropes to stop the Top Rope Diving Rana.
Jack Lightning throws Diamond off the top rope.
Diamond moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed!
Pucker up! Diamond gives Jack Lightning a 24 Carat Kiss!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and ten seconds...Diamond!

Bob Sinclair: Diamond rolls on easily, and is tied with Skabb in the division!

Tori Montgomery: She's almost assured a spot at this point; is there any chance of her dropping out of the playoffs?

Frankie Garnett: The way you keep kissing her butt, Tori, I'd say no.

OMEGA DIVISION: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-6, 12%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-11, 27%)

Linkin Park's "What I've Done" blares through the arena as one of the League's youngest members steps into the arena. A moment later, he sprints towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to a corner to appeal to the fans.

Amelia Williams: This is an Omega Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle!

Bob Sinclair: Carlisle is out of the playoffs, but he's still looking forward to this match.

Tori Montgomery: The last time this one took place, it was the one bright spot on the card. Carlisle is looking to repeat history.

Frankie Garnett: Sadly, no one cares.

"Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of last season's rookies emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. He pays no attention to the jeering fans, his attitude simply screaming "I'm better than you."

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

Bob Sinclair: Stanton continues to be a shock to everyone, coming in as a member of the playoff-bound crew of the Omega Division if the season ended last night.

Frankie Garnett: If, if, if. Enough with the ifs, Bob. The season ain't over, and this kid still needs to prove himself!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Clothesline
Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Ian Carlisle hit the Punch
Ian Carlisle applied the Side Headlock
Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop
Ian Carlisle hit the Kick To Knee
Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge
Ian Carlisle applied the Side Headlock
Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop
Ian Carlisle hit the Throat Thrust
Ian Carlisle hit the Punch
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Running Dropkick missed!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Elbow Drop On Knee
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Stomp
Ian Carlisle moved and the Knee Drop missed!
Ian Carlisle hit the Splash
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind.
Ian Carlisle hit the Back Suplex
Ian Carlisle hit the Splash
Ian Carlisle looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm To Back
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Top Wrist Lock
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Kick To Gut
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow
Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Spinning Head Scissors.
The High Knee was countered into a Clothesline.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee
Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine.
Ian Carlisle hit the DDT
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. rushed the Missile Dropkick.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs down off the top rope.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope.
Ian Carlisle moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Small Package.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.
The Dropkick To Outside was countered into a STF.
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
No, there is the escape!

Bob Sinclair: Carlisle with a bit of technical wrestling there, and nearly caught Stanton off-guard!

Tori Montgomery: A novel counter by Carlisle, and suddenly he finds himself in control of the match.

Frankie Garnett: Someone wake me up when this one ends....

Tori Montgomery: Will you stop?!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Springboard Rana missed!
The Running Dropkick was countered into a Hot Shot.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Carlisle Clutch.
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker.
Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Carlisle Clutch.
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Carlisle Piledriver.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Small Package.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Triple Forearm Blow
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.
Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle hit the Second Rope Rana
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. recovers and stands up.
Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Carlisle Clutch.
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle hit the Second Rope Rana
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Carlisle Piledriver.
The Small Package was countered into a Palm Thrust.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle recovers and stands up.
Ian Carlisle shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Superplex by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out Just Before The Two!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!

Frankie Garnett: Yeah, like that's going to work. You'll never improve that way, kid!

Tori Montgomery: Says the man whose client is sporting a worse record...

Frankie Garnett: Hey!

Bob Sinclair: She does have a point, Frankie.

Frankie Garnett: Grrr.....

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Head And Arm Suplex.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. rushed the Missile Dropkick.
Ian Carlisle broke the World's Best Suplex.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Superplex.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Suicide-A-Plex by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Ian Carlisle counters by fighting back.
The Springboard Rana was countered into a Dropkick.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle.
Ian Carlisle broke the Head And Arm Suplex by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out Just Before The Two!
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Carlisle Clutch.
Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Cheating Roll Up.
Ian Carlisle hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker
Missy Callistra tries to interfere, so Ian Carlisle knocks her off the apron. The distraction allows Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. to make a comeback though.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Ian Carlisle blocked the Head And Arm Suplex.
Ian Carlisle blocked the Capture Suplex. This is the second block in a row, and Ian Carlisle takes control.
The Springboard Rana was countered into a Dropkick.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Ian Carlisle.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Ian Carlisle broke the Head And Arm Suplex by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Small Package.
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press.
Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.
Ian Carlisle hit the Superplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..
Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Rana
Ian Carlisle picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..
Missy Callistra tries to interfere, and when Ian Carlisle goes to deal with her it allows Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. the chance to make a comeback.

Bob Sinclair: Missy trying to do everything she can to keep Stanton in this match, and he may need it!

Tori Montgomery: I think it's too little too late; Carlisle has been in control for the last few minutes.

Frankie Garnett: I'm sorry, are we supposed to care yet?

Ian Carlisle broke the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out Just Before The Two!
Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. is in a world of hurt thanks to that Cradle Piledriver!
Ian Carlisle is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of twenty minutes and twenty seconds...Ian Carlisle!

Bob Sinclair: And once again, Carlisle emerges victorious from a barn-burner with Stanton!

Tori Montgomery: I have to admit it; I think Carlisle may have Stanton's number, guys.

Frankie Garnett: Too bad that Carlisle will be watching the playoffs from home....

ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-8, 12%) vs. Sebastian Moore (5-10, 28%)

It is to Muse's "Assassin" that he emerges, an arrogant smirk crossing his face as he soaks in the jeers of the crowd. Looking up at the spotlight for a moment, his smirk seems to get even bigger as he walks down the ramp, ignoring the catcalls of the crowd as he ascends the steps, wipes his feet on the apron, and steps through the ropes, looking more at ease than the casual fan may think.

Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England, weighing 237 pounds...Sebastian Moore!

Bob Sinclair: While a loss may not eliminate Moore from the hunt for the last playoff spot in the division, it will certainly wreck his chances.

Tori Montgomery: A loss here would mean he needs two wins and a lot of help to make the playoffs.

Frankie Garnett: In other words, he loses and he's out. Got it.

Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as one of last season's rookies emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease despite the hard beat of the song. Jumping onto the apron from the floor, he steps between the ropes and calmly waits for the bell to get the match underway.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Island of Tria, weighing 205 pounds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade!

Bob Sinclair: You know most of the Alpha Division has a vested interest in this match.

Tori Montgomery: Indeed, Bob. A Gaius loss secures playoff entries for Nuclear Templeton, Maxx Skabb, and Diamond, while at the same time leaving the fifth and final Alpha Division playoff spot wide open as no fewer than five men would still be able to claim it within the next two weeks!

Frankie Garnett: Man, whose idea was it to have such a disparity in that division, anyway?

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Palm Thrust
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Forearm Strike
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Dropkick
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Drop On Knee
Sebastian Moore counters by fighting back.
Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Blow
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knife Edge Chop
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Single Leg Trip
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Sebastian Moore from behind.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Kick To Thigh
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Forearm Strike
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Spinning Head Scissors
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Snap Driving Elbow
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Mounted Punch Flurry
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Splash
Sebastian Moore counters by fighting back.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Sebastian Moore hit the Slap Kick
Sebastian Moore hit the Kick To Thigh
Sebastian Moore hit the Knife Edge Chop
Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Blow
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Leg Lariat
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Sebastian Moore.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Front Slam
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Seated Dropkick
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.
Sebastian Moore rushed the Spirit Roar.
Sebastian Moore hit the Punch
Sebastian Moore hit the Spinning Back Kick
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Sebastian Moore counters by reversing on Eidenhoek Gaiaspade.
Sebastian Moore hit the Corner Spear
Sebastian Moore hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the La Magistral Cradle.
Gaius takes down Moore with the Earthshard; what impact!
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Sebastian Moore from behind.
Sebastian Moore moved and the Springboard Rana missed!
Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow
Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Sebastian Moore used the La Magistral Cradle
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out!
Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Kick Combo
Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Kneeling Kick Rush.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Heel Hook Leg Grapevine.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flying Clothesline
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Sebastian Moore broke the Runic Embrace by reaching the ropes.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles.
Sebastian Moore shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick.
Sebastian Moore throws Eidenhoek Gaiaspade off the top rope.
Eidenhoek Gaiaspade counters by fighting back.
Sebastian Moore moved and the Springboard Rana missed!
Sebastian Moore takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.
Sebastian Moore with the takedown, and he has that Chonan Lock on tight, Frankie!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
The referee has called for the bell!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of nine minutes even...Sebastian Moore!

Frankie Garnett: You just had to go and jinx it, didn't you?

Bob Sinclair: With that, we now know that four of the five playoff spots in the Alpha Division have been decided. The race is on for that fifth spot with two weeks to go!

Tori Montgomery: Things just got real interesting....

ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (5-10, 27%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-9, 14%)

The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "I am the Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as a mash-up of "I Stand Alone" and "Amazing" hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling champion, complete with belt around the waist. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while pointing at the LPW title around his waist. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down the referee, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.

Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds...The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Venomous One and Only, and the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion... he is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!

Bob Sinclair: Um, Frankie, shouldn't you have been backstage like fifteen minutes ago?

Frankie Garnett: Relax. Thor said he was ready for this one and didn't need me.

Tori Montgomery: Which means that if Thor wins, he'll likely not tell you to come back next time. Unfortunately for us, that is...

Frankie Garnett: Hey!

Amon Amarth's "Death in Fire" hits the speakers, to a decent ovation he emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them. At ringside, his manager/League color commentator can be see giving him encouragement as the Viking enters the confines of the squared circle.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, joined at the ring by Frankie Garnett, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald!

Tori Montgomery: A Thor win would create a three-way tie for the fifth spot in the division; a Stevens win would make a four-way tie for seventh, one match behind the tie for fifth.

Bob Sinclair: So in other words, incredibly close.

Tori Montgomery: Bingo!

Thor Hammerskald hit the Kick To Gut
Thor Hammerskald hit the Punch
Thor Hammerskald hit the Knife Edge Chop
Thor Hammerskald hit the Elbow Drop
Scott Stevens moved and the Knee Drop missed!
Scott Stevens applied the Rear Chinlock
Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee
Thor Hammerskald broke the Body Scissors by reaching the ropes.
Scott Stevens hit the Back Kick
Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Knife Edge Chop
Thor Hammerskald hit the Stomp
Thor Hammerskald applied the Rear Chinlock
Thor Hammerskald hit the Elbow Drop
Thor Hammerskald hit the Knee Drop
Thor Hammerskald hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes
Thor Hammerskald hit the Legdrop To Groin
Thor Hammerskald picks up Scott Stevens from behind.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Full Nelson Bomb
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Mounted Elbow Smashes.
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Bionic Elbow
Scott Stevens moved and the Splash missed!
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Scott Stevens hit the Legdrop To Groin
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Scott Stevens picks up Thor Hammerskald.
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind.
Thor Hammerskald blocked the Back Suplex.
Scott Stevens hit the Neckbreaker
Thor Hammerskald slipped out the back of the Arachnophobia.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Full Nelson Bomb
Thor Hammerskald picks up Scott Stevens.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Vertical Suplex
Scott Stevens slipped out the back of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.
Thor Hammerskald counters by reversing on Scott Stevens.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry
Thor Hammerskald picks up Scott Stevens.
The Fenrir Strike was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
Thor Hammerskald counters by reversing on Scott Stevens.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Corner Clothesline
Scott Stevens broke the Viking Longship.
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens picks up Thor Hammerskald.
The Powerbomb was countered into a Warriors Three Combination.
Scott Stevens blocked the Ring Apron Suplex.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Ring Apron Slingshot
Thor Hammerskald used the Spirit Roar
Scott Stevens broke the Viking Longship by reaching the ropes.
Thor Hammerskald slipped out the back of the Toxic Sting.
Thor Hammerskald with a Slepnir Strike, sending Scott Stevens hard into the corner!
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Thor Hammerskald channels the spirits of his ancestors with the Berserker Waraxe!
The referee begins counting the competitors out.
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Cable Choke Out.
Thor Hammerskald moved and the Remember the Alamo missed!
The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.
What the...? Thor just threw Frankie at Scott Stevens!
Thor Hammerskald threatens the referee, who hesitantly begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Bob Sinclair: I hate to borrow a line from Frankie, but...the hell was that?!

Tori Montgomery: Man, either Thor must really want Stevens to be pissed at Frankie or there's some underlying plot here....

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.
Thor Hammerskald gets into the ring.
Scott Stevens manages to roll back in just in time to beat the count out.
The Fenrir Strike was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
Thor Hammerskald blocked the S.T.O..
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens picks up Thor Hammerskald.
Scott Stevens hit the Powerbomb
Scott Stevens grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Scott Stevens picks up Thor Hammerskald.
Thor Hammerskald blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens hit the S.T.O.
Scott Stevens picks up Thor Hammerskald.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Thor Hammerskald slipped out the back of the Camel Clutch.
Thor Hammerskald hit the Full Nelson Bomb
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches.
Thor Hammerskald moved and the Remember the Alamo missed!
And Thor Hammerskald offers up Scott Stevens as a Sacrifice to Tyr!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and fifty seconds...Thor Hammerskald!

Instead of celebrating in the ring, Thor quickly rolls outside to the timekeeper's table, snatching the LPW Heavyweight title belt off of the timekeepers' table. Coming around to where Frankie is starting to recover, Thor gets Frankie to his feet, drapes the LPW title over the color commentator/manager's shoulder, and picks him up to sit on Thor's shoulder. In this manner, the victor and his manager return to the locker room, as a stunned crowd watches.

Bob Sinclair: Wait, did Thor just...

Tori Montgomery: ...steal Scott Stevens' LPW Heavyweight title and give it to Frankie Garnett? Yes, he did. Man, I cannot wait to hear Stevens' reaction to this!

Bob Sinclair: We may need to hire a new color commentator by the time this is said and done....

OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (6-9, 31%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-6, 28%)

"Regulate" hits the speakers, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as a large figure stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Pyro explodes on the stage, causing the light to shut off as the figure finally emerges onto the stage proper. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match.

Amelia Williams: This is an Omega Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan!

Bob Sinclair: Folks, we're still trying to recover from the shock of what we just witnessed.

Tori Montgomery: I've been covering this sport for a lot of years, Bob. I do not recall seeing anything like that...ever.

The opening riffs of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" hits the speakers, drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd as last season's champion emerges from the stage, bathed in a blue light shining beneath him. After pausing to mentally prepare himself, he walks to the ring, belt slung over his right shoulder and his eyes never leaving the squared circle as he climbs onto the apron and ducks between the ropes.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Liverpool, England, weighing 251 pounds, he is the reigning and defending League Champion...Robbie Maynard!

Bob Sinclair: I've gotten word from the back that Thor has taken Frankie out of the building; it's only going to be the two of us for the remainder of the night, Tori.

Tori Montgomery: Man, I can just imagine the look on Frankie's face when he realizes what happened.

Robbie Maynard hit the Open Handed Slap
Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Tarik Nolan hit the Eye Gouge
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt
Tarik Nolan hit the Face Rub
Robbie Maynard blocked the Face Stepping.
Robbie Maynard recovers and stands up.
Robbie Maynard moved and the Headbutt missed!
Robbie Maynard hit the Kick To Gut
Robbie Maynard hit the Punch
Robbie Maynard hit the Open Handed Slap
Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Tarik Nolan hit the Punch
Tarik Nolan hit the European Uppercut
Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Tarik Nolan hit the Face Rub
Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard from behind.
Tarik Nolan hit the Atomic Drop
Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Tarik Nolan applied the Choke Hold
Robbie Maynard blocked the Headbutt To Groin.
Robbie Maynard recovers and stands up.
Robbie Maynard blocked the Front Slam. This is the second block in a row, and Robbie Maynard takes control.
Robbie Maynard hit the Eye Gouge
Robbie Maynard hit the Punch
Robbie Maynard grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Robbie Maynard applied the Front Facelock
Robbie Maynard hit the Open Handed Slap
Robbie Maynard hit the Knife Edge Chop
Robbie Maynard hit the Punch
Tarik Nolan moved and the Kick To Gut missed!
Tarik Nolan hit the DDT
Robbie Maynard slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.
Robbie Maynard hit the Running Clothesline
Robbie Maynard applied the Arm Bar
Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back.
Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant
Robbie Maynard slipped out of the Rear Crossface Blows.
Robbie Maynard applied the Front Facelock
Robbie Maynard hit the Kick To Gut
Robbie Maynard hit the Open Handed Slap
Robbie Maynard hit the Punch
Robbie Maynard hit the Eye Gouge
Robbie Maynard hit the Side Headlock Takedown
Robbie Maynard applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Robbie Maynard hit the Legdrop To Groin
Robbie Maynard picks up Tarik Nolan from behind.
Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee
Tarik Nolan moved and the Dropkick To Outside missed!

Bob Sinclair: Tarik finally making some room for himself after getting pounded for the last two or three minutes without a break.

Tori Montgomery: Can he capitalize? I doubt he can, but that won't stop him from trying to take down the reigning champion!

Tarik Nolan hit the Trapping Headbutts
The Headbutt To Groin was countered into a Low Blow.
Robbie Maynard hit the Headbutt To Groin
Robbie Maynard picks up Tarik Nolan from behind.
Robbie Maynard hit the Neckbreaker
Robbie Maynard applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Robbie Maynard hit the Legdrop To Groin
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back.
Robbie Maynard blocked the Face Plant.
Robbie Maynard broke the Front Slam.
Robbie Maynard hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out Just Before The Two!
Robbie Maynard grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him.
Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee
Tarik Nolan counters by reversing on Robbie Maynard.
Robbie Maynard blocked the Spinebuster.
Robbie Maynard rushed the Powerslam.
Robbie Maynard hit the Low Blow
The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.
Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back.
The Bear Hug was countered into a Elbow Strike.
The Merseyside Maul was countered into a Shooter Takedown.
Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin
Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard from behind.
Tarik Nolan applied the Head Vice
Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry
Tarik Nolan grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard from behind.
Robbie Maynard blocked the Released German Suplex.
Tarik Nolan hit the Blindside High Knee
Tarik Nolan grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Tarik Nolan leaves the ring.
The referee begins counting the competitors out.
Tarik Nolan rolls Robbie Maynard back into the ring.
Robbie Maynard recovers and stands up.
The Pump Kick was countered into a Running Clothesline.
Robbie Maynard grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Robbie Maynard picks up Tarik Nolan.
Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee
The Small Package was countered into a Shooter Takedown.
Tarik Nolan grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Robbie Maynard slipped out the back of the Headbutt To Groin.
It's gotta be over, Robbie Maynard hits the Merseyside Maul!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
The referee has called for the bell!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of twelve minutes and fifty seconds...Robbie Maynard!

Bob Sinclair: Maynard with another victory, but it may be too little too late for the reigning champ.

Tori Montgomery: Indeed. If Imoka cannot put Triumph away in our main event tonight, Maynard's hopes of a successful title defense end tonight!

OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (6-9, 33%) vs. Super Century (8-7, 26%)

Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" hits the arena speakers as a spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp. Emerging from the back, the former League Champion walks out as he throws a hand into the air, causing pyro to erupt from behind him in a manner of paparazzi photographing him. With a smirk, the champ heads to the ring, the spotlight remaining on him the whole time.

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall in the Omega Division! Introducing first, now residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing 230 pounds..."Hollywood" Sean!

Bob Sinclair: Sean still has an outside shot at the playoffs, and a win tonight would be a huge help in that endeavor.

Tori Montgomery: My sources tell me that he might be on the verge of a mental breakdown, which seems to be common these days given PM3 and now Sean showing signs.

Without warning, all of the lights go off in the arena, casting everything into pitch blackness. A few seconds pass before a spotlight shines on one of the turnbuckles, revealing no one there. This is repeated with all four corners, each revealing no one there. Finally, one last spotlight shines down onto the middle of the ring, which reveals the caped form of The League's resident superhero, who stands with arms folded and staring intently into the audience.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Halls of Justice, weighing 205 pounds...Super Century!

Bob Sinclair: Century entered the night in the top five in his division; a win would solidify his spot in the rankings and give him firmer ground from which to clinch a playoff berth.

Tori Montgomery: With a former League Champion in his way tonight, he should be more worried about what he has to endure in the next few minutes!

Sean hit the Forearm Strike
Super Century moved and the Legsweep Kick missed!
Super Century hit the Spinning Backhand Blow
Super Century hit the Dropkick
Super Century hit the Stomp
Super Century hit the Knee Pull
Super Century hit the Elbow Drop On Knee
The Stomp was countered into a Legsweep Kick.
Sean hit the Knee Pull
Sean applied the Arm Bar
Super Century moved and the Stomp missed!
Super Century hit the Jab Punch
Super Century applied the Side Headlock
Super Century hit the Knife Edge Chop
Super Century hit the Elbow Strike
Super Century hit the Dropkick
Super Century hit the Splash
Sean moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!
Sean hit the Forearm Blow
Super Century moved and the Punch missed!
Super Century hit the Running Dropkick
Sean moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!
Super Century counters by fighting back.
Super Century hit the High Knee
Super Century hit the Flip Legdrop
Super Century hit the Snap Driving Elbow
Sean slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine.
Sean hit the Legsweep Kick
Sean hit the Elbow Drop On Knee
Sean hit the Knee Pull
Sean hit the Legdrop To Groin
Super Century broke the Single Leg Grapevine by reaching the ropes.
Sean hit the Vertical Suplex
Super Century blocked the Legdrop To Groin.
Sean applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Super Century slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Super Century hit the Running Dropkick
Super Century picks up Sean from behind.
Sean slipped out the back of the Back Suplex.
Sean hit the Back Suplex
Sean applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Super Century blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Sean hit the Legdrop To Groin
Sean applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Super Century blocked the Modified Figure Four Leglock.
Sean picks up Super Century.
Sean just gave Super Century a case of Vertigo!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Sean looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.
Super Century moved and the Move of the Night! missed!
Super Century hit the Thrust Kick
Super Century applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Super Century picks up Sean from behind.
Super Century hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker
Super Century picks up Sean.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Sean broke the Small Package by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out!
Sean climbs the turnbuckles.
Sean hit the Flying Double Axe Handle
Super Century slipped out the back of the Modified Figure Four Leglock.
Super Century climbs the turnbuckles.
Sean shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick.
Sean climbs the turnbuckles.
Super Century blocked the Super Back Suplex.
Sean hit the Floatover Superplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!

Bob Sinclair: It's not often that you see Sean break out that floatover superplex, but Century was still ready for it and managed to get free.

Tori Montgomery: The only thing missing is a spider suplex, and we'd have all the crazy corner suplex moves covered....

Super Century blocked the End Game Driver.
The Move of the Night! was countered into a Single Leg Grapevine.
Sean counters by fighting back.
Sean hit the Head And Arm Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
The End Game Driver was countered into a Palm Thrust.
Super Century hit the Springboard Rana
Super Century picks up Sean from behind.
Super Century just broke the laws of gravity and Sean's neck with the Zero Grav!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Sean broke the Powerbomb by falling on top.
The referee begins the count...
1!
Kick Out!
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Sean hit the Head And Arm Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of twelve minutes and fifty seconds...Sean!

Bob Sinclair: And the Omega Division race just got more muddled up!

Tori Montgomery: With that, Robbie Maynard is assured a playoff spot, and we have five wrestlers trying to fit into two playoff spots! The next two weeks are going to be great!

ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (10-5, 13%) vs. The Phoenix (11-4, 14%)

Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. As he hits the end of the entrance ramp, he throws his arms into the air, sending a pair of mushroom clouds into the air from the stage as he makes his way to the ring and through the ropes.

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Alpha Division lead! Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil Champions...Nuclear Templeton!

Bob Sinclair: You heard what Amelia said, Tori. Division lead at stake here!

Tori Montgomery: I know, Bob. If you'll excuse me, though, I am needed elsewhere.

Within Temptation's "Stand My Ground" hits the arena speakers as a League Original emerges from the back, through a wall of flame pyro. His face gives no emotions away as he walks to the ring, shadowboxing as he stops at the ring steps. A moment later, he slams both fists into the top step before looking up the heavens with a cry of "For the Fallen" coming from his lips. With no further ado, he steps between the ropes, ready to go to war once again. At ringside, Tori drops her headset to the table and walks towards his corner, taking the spot his estranged wife should be manning as he nods in recognition to her.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, joined at ringside by Tori Montgomery, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil Champions and the current Alpha Division leader...this is The Phoenix!

Bob Sinclair: Folks, I do not think I've ever seen Phoenix so intense in the time I've seen here in The League. He looks as if he is about to dance with the devil himself....

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge
Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike
The Phoenix moved and the Bell Clap missed!
The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow
The Phoenix hit the Elbow Strike
The Phoenix applied the Front Facelock
The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow
The Phoenix hit the Knife Edge Chop
The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar
The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock
The Phoenix hit the Stomp
The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull
The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows
Nuclear Templeton blocked the Boston Crab.
The Phoenix picks up Nuclear Templeton from behind.
The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex
The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Escaped!
Armbar takedown...Phoenix locks in the Blaze of Glory!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
The referee has called for the bell!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of two minutes and fifty seconds...The Phoenix!

Bob Sinclair: I...I don't...folks, that might have been the quickest match of the season. Phoenix wasted no time in notching his eleventh win, and putting him in control of clinching the Alpha Division title next week!

OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (12-3, 12%) vs. Master Imoka (10-5, 18%)

"You're the Best" blasts from the arena speakers as The League's lone Samoan emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound.

Amelia Williams: Our main event is scheduled for one fall in the Omega Division, and could determine this season's Omega Division champion! Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka!

Bob Sinclair: Tori joins me back at ringside, and just what did you tell Phoenix before the show began to get him that riled up?

Tori Montgomery: Nothing, actually. He knew what was at stake and did what he had to do. We still have to keep going though.

A remixed version of "Ecstasy of Gold" hits the speakers, which is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring.

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds, he is the Omega Division leader...Johnny Triumph!

Tori Montgomery: Just to remind everyone, here's what is at stake. If Triumph wins, he locks up the Omega Division title and is guaranteed a berth in the League Championship match in three weeks. If Imoka wins, Triumph could clinch next week but would need help to do so.

Bob Sinclair: Ref may want to watch out here. I know we're not supposed to touch the refs here in England, but these two may not care about that rule as the bell sounds; our main event is underway!

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta
Johnny Triumph took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
The Punch was countered into a Judo Sweep.
Master Imoka applied the Knee Bar
Master Imoka hit the Knee Pull
Johnny Triumph moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!
Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull
Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping
The referee warns that that was illegal.
Johnny Triumph hit the Stomp
Master Imoka broke the Arm Bar.
The Triple Kick Combo was countered into a Single Leg Trip.
Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull
Johnny Triumph hit the Stomp
Johnny Triumph applied the Rear Chinlock
Master Imoka blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.
Master Imoka recovers and stands up.
The Vertical Suplex was countered into a Forearm Blow.
Master Imoka hit the Charging Forearm
Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Johnny Triumph moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!
Master Imoka blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.
Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Boston Crab
Johnny Triumph picks up Master Imoka.
The Vertical Suplex was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.
Master Imoka hit the Triple Kick Combo
Master Imoka picks up Johnny Triumph.
Master Imoka grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.
Master Imoka hit the Charging Forearm
Master Imoka used the Spirit Roar
Johnny Triumph rushed the Slit Throat Motion.
Master Imoka blocked the Hammerlock Kick.
Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry
Johnny Triumph picks up Master Imoka from behind.
Johnny Triumph applied the Canadian Backbreaker Hold
Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Johnny Triumph has Imoka locked in the Horns of Victory!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
The referee has called for the bell!

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of five minutes and twenty seconds...and the Season Five Omega Division champion...Johnny Triumph!

Bob Sinclair: Triumph wasting no time, and pulls out the victory and the division title!

Tori Montgomery: We now know half of the championship match-up; could we find out the other half next week?

Bob Sinclair: We'll know then, Tori. Until then, everyone, good night from London; Johnny Triumph is going to the championship!

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1. Maxx Skabb (10-6) def. Pizza Mask III (7-9)
* Time of Match: 10:40
* Match Grade: C+
* Winner's Offense: 63%
* Maxx Skabb's Body Condition: Head 59, Body 84, Arms 99, Legs 96
* Pizza Mask III's Body Condition: Head 73, Body 84, Arms 99, Legs 90
* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.75 points towards their season totals.

2. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9) def. Dante Lorenzo (5-11)
* Time of Match: 16:30
* Match Grade: B
* Winner's Offense: 47%
* Rannulf von Krüshengberg's Body Condition: Head 26, Body 76, Arms 100, Legs 87
* Dante Lorenzo's Body Condition: Head 30, Body 52, Arms 100, Legs 97
* 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.33 points towards their season totals.

3. Diamond (10-6) def. Jack Lightning (6-10)
* Time of Match: 8:10
* Match Grade: C-
* Winner's Offense: 46%
* Diamond's Body Condition: Head 79, Body 79, Arms 98, Legs 91
* Jack Lightning's Body Condition: Head 57, Body 82, Arms 100, Legs 73
* 2 winners in the prediction pool each earn 3.50 points towards their season totals.

4. Ian Carlisle (5-11) def. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-7)
* Time of Match: 20:20
* Match Grade: A
* Winner's Offense: 58%
* Ian Carlisle's Body Condition: Head 77, Body 88, Arms 98, Legs 80
* Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.'s Body Condition: Head 0, Body 62, Arms 100, Legs 93
* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.75 points towards their season totals.
* This is the Match of the Night (9 for Ian Carlisle, 6 for Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.)

5. Sebastian Moore (6-10) def. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-9)
* Time of Match: 9:00
* Match Grade: E
* Winner's Offense: 38%
* Sebastian Moore's Body Condition: Head 59, Body 73, Arms 99, Legs 96
* Eidenhoek Gaiaspade's Body Condition: Head 69, Body 82, Arms 99, Legs 80
* 7 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.00 points towards their season totals.

6. Thor Hammerskald (7-9) def. Scott Stevens (5-11)
* Time of Match: 11:50
* Match Grade: B-
* Winner's Offense: 53%
* Thor Hammerskald's Body Condition: Head 71, Body 85, Arms 99, Legs 88
* Scott Stevens's Body Condition: Head 44, Body 73, Arms 93, Legs 73
* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.75 points towards their season totals.

7. Robbie Maynard (10-6) def. Tarik Nolan (6-10)
* Time of Match: 12:50
* Match Grade: C-
* Winner's Offense: 53%
* Robbie Maynard's Body Condition: Head 40, Body 77, Arms 99, Legs 71
* Tarik Nolan's Body Condition: Head 65, Body 85, Arms 94, Legs 66
* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.75 points towards their season totals.

8. Sean (7-9) def. Super Century (8-8)
* Time of Match: 12:50
* Match Grade: B
* Winner's Offense: 53%
* Sean's Body Condition: Head 55, Body 85, Arms 99, Legs 87
* Super Century's Body Condition: Head 32, Body 66, Arms 98, Legs 64
* 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.33 points towards their season totals.

9. The Phoenix (12-4) def. Nuclear Templeton (10-6)
* Time of Match: 2:50
* Match Grade: F
* Winner's Offense: 83%
* The Phoenix's Body Condition: Head 79, Body 87, Arms 99, Legs 96
* Nuclear Templeton's Body Condition: Head 74, Body 87, Arms 96, Legs 90
* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.75 points towards their season totals.

10. Johnny Triumph (13-3) def. Master Imoka (10-6)
* Time of Match: 5:20
* Match Grade: F
* Winner's Offense: 61%
* Johnny Triumph's Body Condition: Head 74, Body 96, Arms 99, Legs 92
* Master Imoka's Body Condition: Head 35, Body 68, Arms 87, Legs 68
* 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.33 points towards their season totals.

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WEEK SEVENTEEN: PARIS, FRANCE (Europe: West)
(Strict Rules Enforcement, No Ref Bumps Allowed, Old School style match)

ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-10, 1%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-9, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (10-6, 16%) vs. Scott Stevens (5-11, 12%)
OMEGA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (6-10, 13%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (10-6, 13%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-11, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (13-3, 17%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-7, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Ian Carlisle (5-11, 15%) vs. Super Century (8-8, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Master Imoka (10-6, 14%) vs. Sean (7-9, 21%)
ALPHA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Nuclear Templeton (10-6, 18%) vs. Diamond (10-6, 19%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-9, 20%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (7-9, 18%)
ALPHA DIVISION: The Phoenix (12-4, 19%) vs. Sebastian Moore (6-10, 26%)
(If Phoenix wins, he clinches the Alpha Division title)

TRAINING PM DEADLINE: MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2012 AT 8:00 PM EDT / TUESDAY, 3 APRIL AT 0000 GMT.

PREDICTION DEADLINE: TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 2012 AT 8:00 PM EDT / WEDNESDAY, 4 APRIL AT 0000 GMT.

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ALPHA DIVISION
1. The Phoenix (12-4, 1.750 AMR) (CLINCHED: Playoff Spot. Can clinch division with win next week.)
2. Maxx Skabb (10-6, 3.188 AMR) (CLINCHED: Playoff Spot. Holds combined head-to-head (4-0) over Diamond (1-2) and Nuclear (0-3))
3. Diamond (10-6, 3.125 AMR) (CLINCHED: Playoff Spot. Holds head-to-head tiebreaker over Nuclear (1-0))
4. Nuclear Templeton (10-6, 2.375 AMR) (CLINCHED: Playoff spot)
5. Pizza Mask III (7-9, 2.875 AMR) (Holds combined head-to-head tiebreaker (3-1) over Eidenhoek and Thor (1-2 each)
6. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-9, 3.750 AMR) (Holds head-to-head tiebreaker over Thor (1-0))
7. Thor Hammerskald (7-9, 3.063 AMR)
8. Sebastian Moore (6-10, 3.438 AMR) (Holds head-to-head tiebreaker over Lightning (2-0))
9. Jack Lightning (6-10, 3.688 AMR)
10. Scott Stevens (5-11, 3.375 AMR)

In the Alpha Division, four of the five playoff spots have been clinched. With only two matches left in the regular season, and a two-match difference between fifth and tenth, technically everyone is still in the playoff hunt in this division, with PM3 currently having the inside track. With the logjam for fifth place in the division forming this week, that was all that Maxx, Diamond, and Nuclear needed to lock up spots in the playoffs. Phoenix's win over Nuclear gives him the opportunity to punch his ticket to the championship next week if he can get past Sebastian Moore, regardless of what those behind him do.

OMEGA DIVISION
1. Johnny Triumph (13-3, 3.688 AMR) (CLINCHED DIVISION TITLE)
2. Master Imoka (10-6, 4.500 AMR) (CLINCHED: Playoff spot. Head-to-head tied, holds AMR tiebreaker over Maynard (4.500 vs. 4.313))
3. Robbie Maynard (10-6, 4.313 AMR) (CLINCHED: Playoff spot)
4. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-7, 5.875 AMR)
5. Super Century (8-8, 6.063 AMR)
6. Sean (7-9, 4.813 AMR) (Head-to-head is tied; holds AMR tiebreaker over Rannulf (4.813 vs. 3.625))
7. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9, 3.625 AMR)
8. Tarik Nolan (6-10, 4.188 AMR)
9. Ian Carlisle (5-11, 5.375 AMR) (head-to-head is tied, holds AMR tiebreaker over Dante (5.375 vs. 5.063))
10. Dante Lorenzo (5-11, 5.063 AMR)

In the Omega Division, two competitors have been eliminated from playoff contention, as Dante Lorenzo joins Ian Carlisle on the outside looking in. Robbie Maynard clinches a spot in the tournament this week, leaving two spots up for grabs and five wrestlers looking to fill those two spots. Johnny Triumph has locked in his spot in the championship match, giving him an opportunity to become the League's first-ever two-time Champion. He will be watching next week closely, as his opponent could be decided in next week's main event match. Ben Stanton could lock up a spot next week with some help from others in the division, while Super Century clings desperately to the fifth and final playoff spot in the division, with a resurgent Rannulf and Sean on his heels.

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PREDICTION STANDINGS
1. moon_lit_tears: 165.62 points (11.50 last week), 92 total picks correct.
2. Derek B: 152.20 points (8.00 last week), 89 total picks correct.
3. Ranson: 147.84 points (8.58 last week), 89 total picks correct.
4. OctoberRaven: 147.73 points (10.91 last week), 83 total picks correct.
5. Jman2k3: 137.28 points (12.08 last week), 66 total picks correct.
6. Dangrel: 127.84 points (7.41 last week), 71 total picks correct.
7. CJAlex: 87.77 points (11.49 last week), 50 total picks correct.
8. Tori Montgomery: 82.09 points (0.00 last week), 50 total picks correct.
9. Wrestling Century: 36.56 points (0.00 last week), 16 total picks correct.
10. Comradebot: 35.94 points (0.00 last week), 21 total picks correct.
11. TheKenwyne: 33.49 points (0.00 last week), 20 total picks correct.
12. GruntMark: 27.62 points (0.00 last week), 15 total picks correct.
13. SeanMcG: 26.14 points (0.00 last week), 18 total picks correct.
14. I Effin Rule: 22.15 points (0.00 last week), 14 total picks correct.
15. mjdgoldeneye: 14.04 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct.
16. Jaded: 10.24 points (0.00 last week), 5 total picks correct.
17. Prophet: 9.40 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct.
18. Ian Carlisle: 7.05 points (0.00 last week), 4 total picks correct.

[OctoberRaven]

ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-10, 1%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-9, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (10-6, 16%) vs. Scott Stevens (5-11, 12%)
OMEGA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (6-10, 13%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (10-6, 13%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-11, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (13-3, 17%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-7, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Ian Carlisle (5-11, 15%) vs. Super Century (8-8, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Master Imoka (10-6, 14%) vs. Sean (7-9, 21%)
ALPHA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Nuclear Templeton (10-6, 18%) vs. Diamond (10-6, 19%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-9, 20%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (7-9, 18%)
ALPHA DIVISION: The Phoenix (12-4, 19%) vs. Sebastian Moore (6-10, 26%)

@PizzaMaskIII- To truly destroy something, one cannot simply kill it once. #RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- Celtic Lore speaks of the III-Fold Death. Drowning, decapitation, then burning. #RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- In Russia, the infamous monk Rasputin was shot, drowned, and burned. #RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- I have died once. Last season, over the Gulf of Mexico, when I was unable to walk under my own power. #RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- I shall bring the end to myself in the City of Lights. #RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- And after the Playoffs, I shall be destroyed a third time.#RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- This is to destroy the false identities. To bring the true soul forth. The shell must be shed for me to grow. #RuleOfIII
@PizzaMaskIII- And All Things Will End In III #RuleOfIII

[Ian carlisle]

Time: 2.33 am
Press Conference

Press : So Another win and you have managed to get yourself of the bottom by beating your best friend Ben Stanton, how does it feel

Ian Carlisle: London, england, one of the best cities in the world and the place where as a 12 year old I sat down and saw Rip Chord and Sam strong wrestle and I was inspired.

Press: Are you worried that you may have Stopped Ben from making the playoffs

Ian: No, becuase he will make the playoffs

Press: So did you see the end of the show

Ian: Well, I was buying a Hotdog and it was over, like that , but what did I expect, the league once again pulling all the strings needed to pull to secure phoneix the league title, well let me just say , that if the championship match is Phoneix versus Trimuph , then the final will suck , but not as much as Scott Stevens, I mean you lost To FRANKIE , I mean dude , i lost some embrassing matches in my life, but you lost to a Commentator, I mean i knew you did not want to put the title on the line against me , but that is ridclous even for you.

Press: What is your stance on Social Media

Ian: Facebook not Twitter

[Ranson]

Tweets:

@Frankiebeatsthespread: I SWEAR I had nothing to do with it. Ohgodohgodohgod...

@Frankiebeatsthespread: I am being told that "You made the pin, You wear the belt". Not arguing with an angry Viking.

@Frankiebeatsthespread: He has to sleep sometime. Might be able to return the belt then.

@Frankiebeatsthespread: Crap. He locked me in the hotel room. How, you ask? I consider a scary man in a red suit with a giant furry black hat and a rifle a "lock".

[Jman2k3]

Twitternet.

@Survive_The_Sting! @Frankiebeatsthespread I know you had nothing to do with the thievery of my world championship.

@Survive_The_Sting! @Frankiebeatsthespread I will say this though you need to keep your dog on a short leash from now on if not I will put him in a choke collar if I don't get back what is mine.

@Survive_The_Sting! @Frankiebeatsthespread Listening to the Wu-Tang song "M.E.T.H.O.D Man" and picking up some nice torture techniques to use if my property is not returned to me.

@Survive_The_Sting! @Frankiebeatsthespread Expect retribution for your client's crimes very, very soon.

@Survive_The_Sting! @PizzaMaskIII the only Rule of III that is important is Death, Taxes, and Though Shall Not **** With The Scorpion!!!! You hear that @Frankiebeatsthespread & Thor.

WEEK SEVENTEEN: PARIS, FRANCE (Europe: West)
(Strict Rules Enforcement, No Ref Bumps Allowed, Old School style match)

ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-10, 1%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-9, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (10-6, 16%) vs. Scott Stevens (5-11, 12%)
OMEGA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (6-10, 13%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (10-6, 13%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-11, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (13-3, 17%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-7, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Ian Carlisle (5-11, 15%) vs. Super Century (8-8, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Master Imoka (10-6, 14%) vs. Sean (7-9, 21%)
ALPHA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Nuclear Templeton (10-6, 18%) vs. Diamond (10-6, 19%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-9, 20%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (7-9, 18%)
ALPHA DIVISION: The Phoenix (12-4, 19%) vs. Sebastian Moore (6-10, 26%)
(If Phoenix wins, he clinches the Alpha Division title)

[Derek B]

Well, if ever there was a time for Nuclear to choke that was about as bad as it could get. "Operation: Shouty Time" may have to get underway after that embarassing defeat... it's like he just pulled a Stevens!

ALPHA DIVISION: Jack Lightning (6-10, 1%) vs. Pizza Mask III (7-9, 15%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (10-6, 16%) vs. Scott Stevens (5-11, 12%)
OMEGA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (6-10, 13%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (10-6, 13%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (5-11, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (13-3, 17%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-7, 14%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Ian Carlisle (5-11, 15%) vs. Super Century (8-8, 16%)
OMEGA DIVISION: Master Imoka (10-6, 14%) vs. Sean (7-9, 21%)
ALPHA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Nuclear Templeton (10-6, 18%) vs. Diamond (10-6, 19%)
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (7-9, 20%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (7-9, 18%)
ALPHA DIVISION: The Phoenix (12-4, 19%) vs. Sebastian Moore (6-10, 26%)